Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad

Hockey Fan, Inclusive Gamer, Political Semi-activist, Comic & Cartoon Aficionado, Amateur Musician, & Generally All-around Good(ish) Guy-like Person

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

Just to properly credit: my usual avatar of Flamethrower Squirrel & new avatar of double duece Squirrel are both by @teeturtlenews Their shirts are awesomely cool & comfortable! Buy a whole closet's worth like our house.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

As for everyone else, we'll, like they say: Leave 'em on a song.

Later, folks.

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[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

🧵: Yeah, so I'm not gonna stick around. Honestly, it's been something I've been wanting to do for awhile, but needed that final shove to actually do it.

I honestly don't need to wait & see if the Apartheid Blood Emerald Heir will make things worse. Pretty sure he will.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

As for Muskie, let this be the flaming bag of dog shit I leave on your porch now that you own it:

Ahem:

Go fuck yourself with a rocket and then fuck off to infinity and beyond you over-funded mid motherfucker.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

@GeekGirlsRule I'll make it one of my last acts before I depart out the airlock.

You're smart and pretty and I enjoyed your tweets.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

@GeekGirlsRule If you find a replacement that not a dumpster fire, shoot me a DM, since I'm just deleting the app and not my account, I'll still get the alert in my email.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

@lisafer I'm not deleting my acct, just the app. If this becomes Parler 2.0 and everyone bails, maybe he'll sell and I'll resume. Prolly won't, but might as well preserve every tweet where I called that Apartheid blood emerald heir a dipshit.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

@InsideTheMark_ WWE: We want you to like X.
Audience: but we like Y.
WWE: Okay, guess we'll ruin Y until you will have to a like X by default.
Audience: Well, now we hate X and Y
WWE: Time for an Legends show.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

@MuellerSheWrote $10,000, or as Wall Street will call it, the net value of 20,000 Truth Socials.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

@surviv_r639 Some men would rather spend 54 billion to stop people from calling him a Douchebag than go to therapy to learn why everyone thinks he's a Douchebag.

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[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

It's way too early in both the day and week to deal with weirdo tech bros who get off on huffing Elon's farts.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

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[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

@surviv_r639 Start with the solid gold Yacht.

[Jay Bertovich; Writer's Spouse and Cat Dad @JayFromTheBurgh]

It's not work that's broken, it's capitalism. The question isn't if we can fix it, it's if we can line it up against a wall and shoot it.

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