Jason Gelb

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@WagonnBurner @max358japan Hold up. Did I just see a grown man curl up into a standing fetal position & cry like a baby...all bc a ball boy hurt his feelings!?!? 🎭 😂🤣😂

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@Dainallves A. Yes

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@youngie4real @cb_doge @elonmusk I'm no scientist but I'll go out on a proverbial limb and say I'm 100% sure we aren't capable of terraforming Mars just yet. I'm thinking at the very least we still need to figure out how to get to Mars, in the literal sense, before any terraforming begins...just sayin.

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@cctvidiots Dog be like: "Dont leave me hanging bro!"
...I know, but it's the best I could come up with atm.

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@DailyLoud WOW Blown Away Indeed!!!...by how ridiculously easy it is for the media to manipulate the masses. If it's on the net it must be real!!!

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@fiverstar5 Wow, "Hardest freestyle ever" should never have been uttered. Okay at best.

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@choc @DailyLoud Dr. Royal Raymond Rife could cure all disease including cancer in the 50's via frequency technology w/his "Rife Machines", Cured terminally ill cancer patients during FDA Trials. Big Pharma/Feds seized his Rife Machines, made it illegal to own, and convicted him of communism.

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@luisace82 @DailyLoud That was pretty funny...the first half a dozen + times other people already used this exact clip and generic one-liner. Not so much at this point though. Couldn't think of anything creatively unique even in the slightest? No disrespect, just wondering why this occurs so often

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@albert12798 @matteozq Well done haha!

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@meloinhiding This should've never even been anything, instead of volunteering to be her submissive pet, grow a pair and reply with something along the lines of..."I got your Chihuahua when I'm humpin dat leg before sending you home then."...aight? She the type of woman you want anyway?

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@SpaceX They must be using one of those nifty Tactical Flashlights with umteen-billion Lumens from Amazon

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@philosophosfuck @Wyatt_TS @itsbrembird @elonisforreal @fasc1nate ...and watch too much Fox News because their above-mentioned lack of intelligence affords them the gullibly to believe everything they're told to 😦

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@MsPrototyp3 I randomly stumbled upon this. Just wanted to say I know exactly how you feel and it's okay Nique. Your not alone. Of course, you don't want to feel this way, but can't help it. I get it. Believe you me I relate, just know your truly beautiful no matter how you might be feeling!

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@DailyLoud I couldn't murder Angelina Jolie either...but I'll dam sure kill it!!! (If ya know what I mean...)

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@loulou91250 @FightHaven I drink a Boost for breakfast,
an Ensure for dessert
Somebody ordered pancakes
I just sip the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man berserk...even through the wire...
My dawgs couldn't tell if I,
I looked like Tom Cruise from Vanilla Sky...hahaba

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@Loansbyleon @mexibwe @MrDannyShelby @Ironbatman96 @DailyLoud Try telling that to the people running this country, (i.e. the U.S.), these days. We elect people into the presidency of the United States despite his publicly released recorded statements stating he regularly sexually assaults female Miss America/Universe competitors. Just sayin

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@ZoomHerron @DailyLoud World governments have an and more the many countless constitutionally illegal clandestin federal/private corp programs. Look at the declassified UFO/UAP docs and vids fighter pilot vids tracking ufo's until disappearing into the oceans.

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@JeremyConn1057 Bahaha omg my man Jeremy!!!

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@BornAKang That is the extremely rare and extraordinary weather phenomena known as "Ball Lightning". It is absolutely a 100% real occurrence that scientists still are unable to fully explain, if at all, I believe. Ball Lightning has even been known to suddenly to slowly move through houses.

[Jason Gelb @JayG369]

@BTCn00b @Equal_Fights Truer words never spoken. It blows my mind how anyone could ever be so highly insecure & weak minded this dude obviously is to hit this little girl. Clearly she isn't very bright for thinking she could fight him but that doesn't justify it.