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[JAYGRAMZINO @JAYGRAMZ15]

Moooood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨🗣 @NathSalt1:

"Carrick has been left with Shaw, who has not played since a designated rest day prior to the Sabah Champions League game a week ago. He has missed the last three matchday squads.

"He’s got Patrick Dorgu, signed specifically to fit Amorim’s wing-back system, and is now in a halfway house between not being the first choice left winger and not being a left back.

"There’s Noussair Mazraoui, solid enough but not elite at the end of the Premier League United want to be challenging at.

"There’s Ayden Heaven and Leny Yoro, the latter a £52m Ineos arrival, who both look raw and perhaps haven’t kicked on as ownership hoped at this point.

"Matthijs de Ligt hasn’t played for eight-and-a-half months.

"Diogo Dalot just passed 250 games for United but his deficiencies are as glaring as ever – and some fans after the Brighton game hurled fierce abuse in his direction.

"There’s Harry Maguire, still key to propping up this haphazard defensive unit, and Lisandro Martinez, who does often stand up to be counted, and Carrick finds himself navigating choppy waters with a defence that Ineos felt comfortable enough to muddle through with for another 12 months."

[@MailSport]

[Christopher Nimley @ChristopherNim8]

Join me to celebrate Jesus. The house of Jesus Christ will always be my home and joy. Yehowah Zeboath ajorr mufeimu.

[United States of Kumaricaaaa 🇬🇭 @Pounded_Yamz]

Man U are cursed and will never be good I’ve accepted

[Faz @planetfaz]

Every new iPhone is apparently the best one. But I feel as though there’s not much else they can do now they’re just folding phones and doing too much.

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

Losing JJ Gabriel is not deep for me. His dad has clearly made his decision for him. Brilliant talent but I’m not losing sleep over it. We have far more pressing issues right now. #mufc

[JAYGRAMZINO @JAYGRAMZ15]

We are better of using AI for var

[Jamie Ward @jamie_ward84]

Jay Bothroyd is an absolute gem of a pundit. The way he calls out Howard Webb is phenomenal. “Put the camera on me.” 😂😂

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

Chelsea and Liverpool draw home. Will the media speak about this or is it only for Man Utd?

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Bro we’re actually the best attacking team in the league

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

G Herbo was hyped after finding out Lil Durk was found not guilty on all charges! 🔥🔥

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

JJ Gabriel has just scored a HATTRICK on his UEFA Youth League debut 🤯🤯🤯

[JAYGRAMZINO @JAYGRAMZ15]

Carrick press conference

[A-H🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ahtalksfutbol]

#6🇫🇷

[JAYGRAMZINO @JAYGRAMZ15]

@ReekoSqueeze Man said poch what difference is he gunna make 😂😂😂

[JAYGRAMZINO @JAYGRAMZ15]

Grind modeeeeee right nowwwwwwww

[JAYGRAMZINO @JAYGRAMZ15]

😂😂

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

"I'm concerned about Sandro Tonali... He was supposed to be the leader." 👀

The Italian midfielder has struggled in his two games at Tottenham, @J_Dyer_Official and @MikeLahoud say 🗣️

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

Itauma will learn from this. He’s only 21. Better to learn these lessons early on in his boxing career.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

SPURS FANS wanted us to be jealous of their midfield 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Deejay Swingz Worldboss @DeejaySwingz]

Work for myself so I’m booking a extended holiday just to play GTA and smoke some weed

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴 Barcelona win against Athletic Club with Raphinha and Fermín already at 3 goals in 2 games!

Rodri made his debut at the Spotify Camp Nou.

Who’s been your Man of the Match?