🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer

Your honour my client murdered those people because he has autism. It’s ableist to arrest him. / i will follow back!! / eugh i love tv twinks

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

@SoberrCatt @Usernamessuckah @TentaclesNot he can still have romantic relationships, meaning he could be straight/gay/bi

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

do not interact with this post if your only rebuttal to this is “ummm actually he’s asexual!”

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

only one CANONICALLY straight person. alastor could be straight. i mean its highly unlikely given well.. everything but he could be straight

[NotJustTentacles 🐙🦉 @TentaclesNot]

A reminder there is only one straight person in this picture.

[Jenny Lenny @Velette_fan]

This scene lives in my head rent free

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

@ReyAlinTheBunny @TentaclesNot what you said implied that wether you meant it to or not

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

@Usernamessuckah @SoberrCatt @TentaclesNot pretty sure it does

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

@ReyAlinTheBunny @TentaclesNot asexuals can still have relationships! he can be straight/gay/bi and asexual

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

@HelenaMilr @TentaclesNot he can still have romantic relationships

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

@Veru_din yeah didnt he like canonically give birth to charlie or did someone make that up

[𝕂𝕀ℝ𝔸𝕂𝕀𝕊ℍ𝕆𝕌 🇮🇹 @ThanjustaMore]

Imagine Lute finding out about Valentino’s plans for her sisters... I’d honestly LOVE to see her beat the hell out of him
Lute vs Valentino I'll pay to see it
#hazbinhotel #hazbinlute #hazbinvalentino

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

@LucifersFavDuck i hc she was a palaeontologist

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

she could have been a palentologist

[ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩 𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯 ☕️ @LucifersFavDuck]

I’m very curious about what happened to Zeezi. Thoughts? 🦖

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

people are always like “look at [example of poor writing]” in hazbin or hella and theyre ALWAYS surprised or acting like this is new info

yeah the shows are really poorly written can we move on and let ppl enjoy it

[「 ✨Vox–2–Nite.ᐟ✨」 @voxmaxxingg]

He’s not a liar. And this isn’t me saying he’s a good person, this is me saying he’s smart enough to know that liars get caught too easily and it would RUIN his “Trust Me/Us” branding. What he does instead is spin a version of the truth that’s favorable to him.

I think he only directly lies TWICE in the show, and even those are debatable- one is about Alastor not having a tail (lol), and the other is when he talks about Lilith’s motives & ‘finishing what she started’ (which *felt* to me like a lie but I suppose we the viewers don’t really know her motives yet).

Calling him a liar is completely inaccurate- he’s a manipulator.

[Calypso 📺🦈 @bestdemonshark]

RAIL VOX POPULI THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE!!!

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

posting here cuz nobody will see

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

speaking my truth idgaf abt shit from 7 years ago or whatever. idgaf abt shit from 7 months ago as long as there was an apology

[🦈Jay; Vincent Whittman’s Lawyer @JayHasDied4Now]

does fifth and final mean five + final or five is the final

[Hellaverse On Prime @HellaversePrime]

The final chapter is coming. Hazbin Hotel will return for a fifth and final season, see you at checkout.