Jon Doe™

#MUFC #TeamAMG

[tunji the engine @lifeoftope]

This thing is not normal at all

[Jon Doe™ @Jayidaks]

See banter material 😭

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: FCT Minister Nyesom Wike says the newly completed Apo-Karshi road will be turned into a tourist attraction.

[Jon Doe™ @Jayidaks]

See fuck up 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: FCT Minister Nyesom Wike says the newly completed Apo-Karshi road will be turned into a tourist attraction.

[Jon Doe™ @Jayidaks]

This is so embarrassing.

[King Ope 🔥 @KingOpe__]

Abuja Cape Town 📍

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

A NEW DIMENSION OF TOXIC POLITICS IN NIGERIA

The new dimension of toxic politics that Nigeria has developed since 2025,

I arrived at the airport at 7 a.m. this morning to board my flight to Enugu. There, I saw the Nigeria Under-17 girls' team, which had just arrived and was preparing to board its vehicle into town.

With genuine joy and enthusiasm, I asked my Protocol Officer, Jackie Wayas, to find out whether I could greet and welcome the team. I was informed that officials of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) had refused and had requested that I not approach them because, if I did, they would all lose their jobs.

Regrettably, this is not the first time I have been subjected to such treatment. On March 25, 2025, I was in Uyo for the World Cup qualifier. The governor warmly received me and welcomed me at the VIP stand. Following the match, other government officials went to greet the players, but I was again prevented from doing so. I was told by the officials that they would lose their jobs if I proceeded.

It is deeply troubling to witness the extent of toxic politics into which our nation has descended since 2025. Each year appears to bring further deterioration. This reflects how deeply Nigeria has been affected.

The new Nigeria we aspire to build must have no room for hostility, intimidation, or discrimination, regardless of political affiliation. It must be a Nigeria in which unity, mutual respect, and our shared humanity take precedence over political differences.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Sam @ilynem]

Manifesto? Let’s see what was in Tinubu’s 2023 manifesto.
1. 12% GDP growth? Fail.
2. Stabilising Naira at 300 per dollar? Fail
3. 15,000 MW and constant power? Fail
4. Triple spending in Education? Fail.
5. Raise healthcare budget to 10%? Fail.

No one cares about your manifesto

[Dr. Dolapo Uthman, DBA. @MisterNigerD]

I conducted a small social experiment today to understand the level of poverty in our nation. I went to a small shop opposite my house, a middle class neighborhood surrounded by a slum. I decided to pay for every customer for 6 hours to see the average spend (1/4)

[Jon Doe™ @Jayidaks]

@olowonooni 😂 my guy

[Tom McDermott @MrTomMcDermott]

If you are watching tonight’s game in isolation, you’d quickly come to the conclusion that #MUFC are a badly coached side. Poor in possession, disjointed without the ball and reliant on individual moments rather than creating anything meaningful. There’s little cohesion, no clear pattern of play and very little to suggest a team with a defined identity.

[Jon Doe™ @Jayidaks]

Na my club be this? 😂

[Kaykay @Kay_kay4u]

I mount gidigba for PETER OBI. Repost if you are with me

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Dear Man united fans take a trip, go for walks, watch basketball or crickets or even rugby. Save yourself.

[Dominic™️ @Dominicye0]

You don’t wanna text first, she don’t wanna text first
Your ego wins, her ego wins
Then who loses ?

Manchester United

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Cristiano Ronaldo: "In my opinion it will be hard for Man United to be in the top of the game in the next two or three years". 🚨 #MUFC

"I want the best for the club, the fans deserve the truth. You have things inside the club which don't help Man Utd reach the top level".

[Jon Doe™ @Jayidaks]

@dammiedammie35 @grok what is the name of the show

[Jon Doe™ @Jayidaks]

Why do I have 1 trillion in that game. I just logged in 😂

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I've been putting data together. I know Nigerians are now insensitive to death, but I tell you this: even as underreported as it is, Nigeria has only witnessed 1 day with zero violent killings in 850 days.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"Money is very important for love."

Alright.

Now, whose money?

[Jon Doe™ @Jayidaks]

@loco_xbt @proxy63s That is a cheap Ali baba Mansory kit, it’s not the real one.

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is.