Jake Aspinall

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - Casemiro tonight made 11 tackles, won 16 duels and made 9 clearances - he is the only player in the last 20 seasons to record all of those numbers in a single Premier League match. Everywhere.

[The Open @TheOpen]

2028. Royal Lytham and St Annes.

It's time to remember again.

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

True to form, during yet another of his “scam” announcements, Farage’s famously paper‑thin skin disintegrates the moment anyone dares prod it, even when the prod comes from his pal Beth Rigby. The second she points out that he promised council tax cuts to win local elections and then delivered precisely nothing, he reacts like she’s committed treason. For a man who never stops lecturing the country about “accountability,” he folds spectacularly quickly when the accountability is aimed at him. #Farage #ReformUK

[Jake Aspinall @Jaykay91]

I would’ve hoped the UK electorate had more sense than to expect instantaneous improvement, but then again we’ve been lead by fools for almost a generation so I’m not surprised. Where have all the normal people gone?

[Election Maps UK @ElectionMapsUK]

Nowcast - 100 days in:

An election today would see a LAB Majority of 32, down from 172.

LAB: 341 (-70), 29.6%
CON: 175 (+54), 24.9%
LDM: 69 (-3), 11.9%
RFM: 14 (+9), 19.6%
SNP: 14 (+5), 2.7%
GRN: 4 (=), 7.4%
PLC: 3 (-1), 0.7%
Others: 11 (+6), 3.4%

https://t.co/1ZvylUw6N8

[England @England]

Memes, memories and much more 😍

@IvanToney24 is the latest #ThreeLions player to visit the Diary Room!

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🇬🇧 This remains one of the funniest clips from a British election of all time.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Here is the breakdown of wins in the the 13 highest rated tournament fields this year.

Scottie Scheffler: 6
Everyone else in the world: 7

[Catalan Media 🇨🇵 @catalanmedia]

As ex-Wiganers the punchline here is so funny... on top form last night Les Leps 😂😂

[Jake Aspinall @Jaykay91]

Got to give it to Rishi Sunak: he’s wasted no time shooting his shot to be the next Chelsea manager.

[Daisy Christodoulou @daisychristo]

During lockdown, I wrote 30k words about VAR and measurement theory. No-one wanted to publish it - they all said it was mad.

But offsides like this Coventry one mean I can't stop thinking about it.

3 major issues.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Much as I love Skyfall, the bit where Bond drives M to Scotland in his Aston Martin DB5 is very short on detail - in one scene they're in Chelsea, the next in the Highlands. You don't see them having a Burger King in Charnock Richard, or Wetherby Services if they'd taken the A1.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

11 - Manchester United have eliminated Liverpool from the FA Cup for the 11th time; only Liverpool have eliminated a single opponent more times in the competition proper (12 v Everton). Scenes.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Football is dead if you are getting yellow cards for PERFECT tackles. https://t.co/fhbtZI23Zd

[James Harkin @JamesHarkin]

This week’s podcast has a big section on ‘dad jokes’, and just in case anyone is questioning my credentials, here’s the Valentine’s card that I made for Polina today.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

when u see ur gran grabbing a christmas cracker at the table

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

Joe Cullen reveals his 'brave' practice routine ahead of the Worlds... 🍎 @rockstar_13_

[Jake Aspinall @Jaykay91]

It’s got nothing on @LonsdaleCollege South Avenue.

[Fleur Elizabeth @fleurmeston]

My brother must have one of the best university accommodation views in the world

[Jake Aspinall @Jaykay91]

@SheffieldUnited @sparksblade still not sure about the “shoulder”