Jordan Lamarche

I like to do things that are out of the norm of the out of norm.

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Yo @earlxsweat is that you on the first episode of Atlanta?

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@loriissoolucky Let me know how I can contribute

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@TeannaTrump you breaking some parts of the internet which your $350 claim

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@HuluTheaterMSG but why the @Aquafina sponsor?

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@HuluTheaterMSG you must have heard me. Someone finally got on. #iloveyoutoo #dontruinitfortyler @tylerthecreator

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@HuluTheaterMSG the camera is blurry. You're messing it up for Jaden Smith! @jaden

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@TheGarden the camera is blurry, what gives?

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@Phillies hey there, Mets fan here. You mind quieting the guy that yells "FUCK" during the game?

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@stephenasmith after this game 6 Defensive performance, is Embiid a BAAAAAAAAAAAD MAN?!

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@MeekMill as a teacher, how can we work together with these youngins on keeping them away from getting locked up?

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@RealSkipBayless sooooo...are you going to address the fact that you lost your cool about Aaron Rodgers as you banged the desk with your fist, or will we use the @serenawilliams excuse for today?

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@theweeknd So what am I to do with not one, but TWO XO girls upset that NYC didn't see you? #PanoramaNYC isn't your fault, but I gotta supply these women with something.

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Why am I in the upper east side? I'm eating at a buffet sushi spot just BLASTING Kelly Clarkson.

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Watching Matt Harvey's last game as a met, I thought to myself "A career that once showed so much promise. You can feel the sun going down on it right here... There’s a long fly ball and its way back there. The nail in the coffin of a career. And Harvey kicks his glove...”

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Chuck, during the 10 game win streak, Utah has beaten Toronto AND Golden state, which was by double digits! @FirstTake #espn #firsttake

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@earlxsweat 👀

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@sza I need a Vinyl for Ctrl. @TopDawgEnt what's good? Tryna buy it old school like you said. Make it available.

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@MasterP40446688 @nymets He got us Thor, Harvey, etc. He put together a should have been the World series champs in 2006

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Its hard being a Met fan with owners who cant do business + a GM that makes "curious" at best trades. @SNYtv if you don't critique him....

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Omar Minaya would have brought us NUMEROUS prospects. Alderson, just know that the Mets fan base does not support you. #metsasusual @nymets