Portland Pooch

I'm a pup living in Portland. I like food carts, snoozing, exploring the city and chasing some tail.

[Portland Pooch @JaymaDog07]

Watching my roommate attempt to soak her new eyebrow piercing may be more comical than 30 Rock

[Portland Pooch @JaymaDog07]

Where the F is my roommate? I'd love her to take me for a walk. That B better not come back with any face piercings.

[Portland Pooch @JaymaDog07]

Enjoying some #brotime . Thanks for the company @chestafiesta03

[Travel Portland @travelportland]

Whether you like doughy or chewy, @Red_Tricycle dishes on the best 5 bagels shops in #PDX: http://t.co/FgFMcDOxwZ

[Portland Pooch @JaymaDog07]

If you're 35 or older, you should not be wearing American Eagle shirts...on a date.... Maybe even 25...#sorrynotsorry

[Portland Pooch @JaymaDog07]

Only in Portland do people wear surgical gloves while driving #keepportlandwierd

[Portland Pooch @JaymaDog07]

"@itskeeks: Does anyone else's mom act like you don't have legs when you suggest walking somewhere that's a 15 minute walk away?" I hear ya!

[Portland Pooch @JaymaDog07]

VDAY is stupid. My roommate left me to go do god knows what and I'm all alone. #FvckValentines

[Portland Pooch @JaymaDog07]

Hello Twitter! Aren't I #adorable?!