Jay McCabe

Fight performer, general knight/highwayman for dressed to kill for all your knightly needs

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@LBC is it not worth just giving Nigel farage half of @NickFerrariLBC salary by now? Or at least getting a punchy segment tune so we know it’s time to get to the toilet to throw up in whilst he tickles ol Niges belly?

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@ATVIAssist wrongly banned from BO6 before even playing! Stock message from support. Just spent £70 on something I can’t play for no reason. What the hell? Can you assist

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@Exploding_Heads Town crier, big booming voice here!

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@mrjamesob A perfect fit everytiiiimmmeee

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

Lovely bit of shooting on the top target to warm up today! The view is incredible from up there!
Swipe for view-result-distance! #warwickcastle #festivalofarchery #archery #longbow #ontarget https://t.co/AHfir63hlN

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

The hypocrisy from @NickFerrariLBC @LBC is strong this morning ‘SmArT MoToRwAyS ArE KiLlInG PeOpLe’ one day, shrugs off 17000 deaths by no seatbelt on another.

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@mrjamesob @MarcDavenant I just finished it, I enjoyed it for sure, found the last bit all a bit easy after the prison there didn’t seem to be too much for reacher to do

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@ubereats ridiculous that the only way to complain on your app is here. Food 20 minutes late, restaurant called direct and just said ‘on its way’ why do I pay for the premium if this can happen?! A waste of money

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@NicolaFoxfield Tell me about it, paying a fortune for someone to illustrate a children’s book I wrote!

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

The crisis’ we’re in right now have been going on since before Boris left. Government stopped during the leadership battle and it’ll stop again now. Can we afford it?! No. What happens when the next rotten apple gets in? We stop in a month again? No more. #generalelectionnow

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@NicolaFoxfield Think they’re trying to get away from the ‘labours strikes’ attack line, think they’re damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@_NatashaDevon I think they’re damned if they do and slightly less damned if they don’t. Can you imagine what the Mail and the sun would do to labour policies with 2 years worth of time? Though they get to attack using the ‘you’ve no policies’ line too

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@mrjamesob I’d love to be fly on the wall at the LBC Christmas party..

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@mrjamesob It’ll be very fitting if his disrespect for the queen is the thing that finishes him. Like it’s come full circle

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

#BorisOut #BorisMustGo @mrjamesob @RealDMitchell #PartyGate

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

@theousherwood Let’s hope

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

It should be mandatory for people to listen to #PMQs today. Everyone should down tools and listen. It’s never been more important to pay attention to what’s happening. #OneRuleForThem

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

#Euro2020Final #Euros2021 #EnglandvsItaly #

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

Anyone who knows me knows I’m not a football fan. Sucks they lost, but they played well and so did Italy. Remember tomorrow when you pick up the paper. No one is to blame, no one is worse than the other. Two teams played and one team won.

[Jay McCabe @JayMcUK]

Saddest thing is knowing the amount of destruction there’ll be around the country by England fans. If you’re angry they lost, take a breath, get a grip and don’t be a nob about it.