JayMitch

The Peoples’ Lawyer #BoomSoon #WooPig IG:@Jaysphantasticphotos //SC:jmsnaps

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

It could be worse. You could have a yolo tat..

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

37 yr old ICU nurse Alex Pretti murdered by ICE in broad daylight with zero justification for deadly force. I mean ZERO. This feels like a watershed moment in American history that should enact change, but won't.
Very reminiscent of Sandy Hook when we all said "if that didn't get us to change, we never well!" Feels like another one of those. Because if you cannot admit this was wrong you're either an idiot or a liar, and I think you're a bad person and an unAmerican asshole. The hypocrisy from the same people who have been proudly screaming about the Ist and 2nd amendment for hundreds of years now trying to say protesting and carrying a legal firearm is reason enough to be murdered...what a joke. And the response from our leaders from Donald Trump to Tim Walz is all dangerous and pathetic. Were just a 3rd world country now where masked morons with no training and a gun can kill you for no reason other than "well we won't get in trouble for it tor" Out of all the dumb entities to blindly follow be of your political affiliation, supporting ICE is by far the most pathetic. ICE agents and their supporters the biggest trash in America maybe ever

[Walk-On Redshirts @walkonredshirts]

I came up with my list of Top 10 plays since 2000. Here’s what I came up with:

10: Reggie Bush insane run against Fresno St. This play shows how amazing he was. Also just part of his 513 all purpose yards that evening.

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

“It’s like my old man says.. if we didn’t have bad luck, we wouldn’t have any luck at all”
-Tom Marshall (Dax Shepard)
Without a Paddle (2004)

- … aka the Mitchell curse (comical for eternity)

[ESPN @espn]

After Damar Hamlin collapsed in Cincinnati, a team of medical professionals immediately ran onto the field.

@Stephania_ESPN dives deeper into how the NFL's in-place procedures assisted in saving Hamlin's life.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When you forgot there was a London game and Alvin Kamara was locked in to your fantasy lineup

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

There will never be another Kobe

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Happy 50th birthday to Ben Affleck.

Here’s maybe the best thing he’s ever done - his drunken commentary on the Armageddon DVD.

[CNN @CNN]

Kansas voters have decided to maintain the right to an abortion in their state’s constitution by voting “no” on a proposed constitutional amendment, CNN projects.

It was the first popular vote on abortion since the US Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. https://t.co/ABMInaWXfS

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

A man in his 70s just walked up to the bar. Bartender immediately had his drink ready (Long Island Ice Tea) and immediately put The Chive on one of the TVs.. imma be here all night. So many questions for this guy

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

In 2017, Jake Olson, who is blind, made history when he took his first snap as long snapper for @USC_FB.

This week, he teed it up in the first-ever U.S. Adaptive Open.

(via @PinehurstResort)

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

Last week I made a salad. Had a cucumber so threw some of that on there. Was kinda bland, but nothing a little more dressing couldn’t fix..

Couple days later I realized it was zucchini. I ate. raw. zucchini. like a lot. And people come to me for advice everyday 😅👨🏻‍💼⚖️

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

you ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no...are doctors dumb"

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Pete Buttigieg just gave a masterclass on owning the conversation on Fox News.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This commercial has an M. Night Shyamalan level twist https://t.co/JXVI4L7oqs

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

“I was kidding bc I knew you were kidding. But I was also being honest”

Date a woman. Date a puzzle. It’s all the same

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Matthew Mcconaughey 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

This has been a long time coming. #TopGun

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

Hors doeuvres are appetizers and I will die on this hill

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

Threw on Graduation tonight. 15 years later still not one skip.. Ye really the millennial God

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

This is the first football game I remember watching. No joke I remember rooting for “the red team.” Had just turned 7.. Sooner born Sooner bred baby!

[The REF @KREFsports]

21 years ago today, OU completed a perfect 13-0 season with a dominant defensive display against Florida State, claiming national title No. 7. #Sooners

[JayMitch @JayMitch__]

Lol @CDCgov giving omicron no respect