Jayne Katway

ADHD, Bi, She/Her, mother to one, I'm writing books, I miss the ploos.

[Jayne Katway @JayneKatway]

I'm not on Twitter a lot anymore so I'm pinning this.
My BookTok is complete unhinged but if you need to see it go there: https://t.co/AJa0cpRwij
I'll keep the app for a few weeks here and you can message me to find out other ways to stay in touch via Discord or something.

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@artcspgs It depends there is no kneed recipes like this one. The crust is crunchy though. It's great for soup. https://t.co/Er8RphHR4y

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Doing affirmations with the kiddo and the husband has our son say this. #blameobi @ObiFromPlus

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@TechAddressed https://t.co/Zf14TsZGzx

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@aammeeeyyy @TechAddressed @SBaddood @ObiFromPlus

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I bake muffins for my family and get accused of wanting something by my husbands bromances. I'm not gonna make anymore fucking anything for nobody. I'm not cooking for anyone anymore! AND I WAS GONNA MAKE MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!

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@TechAddressed @dfinn Nah, the kiddo wants them too. If I were going to poison Robert it would be with a dinner our kid isn't interested in. BTW sweetie, I have chili planned for this weekend.

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All I'm saying is Jerry Seinfeld is good looking which means we are in a new timeline.

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@GeekAnnoyed @TechAddressed Yes exactly that. He's my ass.

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@GeekAnnoyed @TechAddressed I do not share. That ass is mine only. No pics for public viewing!

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Yo @Wendys where is the meat? I think you need to roast yourself on this one.