Jayne Soltys

I put the fun in dysfunctional

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

Just had ice cream and wine for dinner. Not really sure why y'all are struggling with adulting so much.. seems pretty easy to me.

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

Today I bought a blender from 1999 at 7/11 for 26 dollars.

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

I've forgotten how to live without my dog.

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

@KateSoltys this is Moushka https://t.co/bv9za2AxDL

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

omg so cute!

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

@InekeMack this reminded me of the quote that I had hung above my desk during uni

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I hope you all get to pet a dog today

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

I will never understand why someone would rather buy from a breeder rather than adopt from a shelter.

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

#BellLetsTalk

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

Don't forget to stop and stick your entire face in the flowers. #lessonsfrommydog

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

I don't know about Taylor Swift, but 22 feels mostly like a hangover.

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

The #mbstorm has its perks.

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

While stuck in traffic today two people rolled down their windows to tell me that my dog is cute.

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

@TannisQuinn @kendellholmes be careful I watched all three seasons on Netflix already and now my life has no meaning

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

When you notice someone trying to take a candid pic of you

[Travel Manitoba @TravelManitoba]

"When you're this fluffy, all weather is beach weather." Just a few pups enjoy autumn! Adorable photos by https://t.co/wJ9JjR5GMA

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

When life gives you leaves, eat them. #lessonsfrommydog

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In 5-billion yrs the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

When you ask your mom to look after your dog

[Jayne Soltys @Jaynesoltys]

True test of patience is trying not to brutally murder the snoring human next to you on the night train.