Josh (Jay) Wells

A former radio guy, struggling to fit into (read: stay out of trouble in) corporate America.

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

@kayelporter @Colaphizer @Backpainandwine To not want immature, possibly chaotic people (children) at a wedding is not prejudice. It’s just preference, you absurdly ordinary doorknob.

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

@HyVee You bet - have a good one!

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

@HyVee Are you having issues with DoorDash on your end? Trying to order dinner and it won’t allow access to the menu for either the West Lakes location or the Waukee store…? This has been going on for at least a half an hour.

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

@HyVee I don’t need to be contacted at this point. Follow the link you just sent and try to select either of the locations I mentioned, though. It still doesn’t work.

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

Okay. That’s my bad. It looks like the team doesn’t usually respond to tweets after 5 or 6pm. So…go ahead and switch this from a “request for update/assistance” to an “FYI: Your thing is broke and you should look into that tomorrow.”

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

On a related note, if you at least would put your menu on your own website (instead of only having Mealtime To Go on DoorDash’s site), a person could still choose what they want and call the store to order for pickup. Just sayin’…

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

@KimReynoldsIA: Based on your logic, no one has to wear a seatbelt as long as a trip is less than 15 minutes, right? Since there’s no risk worth mitigating during the first 14:59, I hope you’ll intervene if someone gets a ticket under those circumstances. #sosad4yourthanksgiving

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

@KimReynoldsIA I can’t get that time of my life back. Can you restrict your “big” announcements to when you’re actually going to DO something meaningful?

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

@KimReynoldsIA, do you think that approval ratings work like golf scores? When more than 70% of constituents say you're doing a terrible job, you really should rethink things. When you play blackjack, do you demand to "hit" when you're showing 21, too? https://t.co/hdGaaBMpZv

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

Dear Baseball Gods: Relish and peppers were procured so another @Cubs fan could celebrate, tonight. Please...have mercy. @ProducerKurt

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

Favorite part of Saturday, so far? Being notified that I'm now followed by the producer of "Rumours". That's pretty cool! @kencaillat

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There's a special place in my heart for the guys who wear 67 #jaleeljohnson

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Too nice to be inside a studio all day. #takeyourducktoworkday #adoptaduck #yessduckderby https://t.co/egZXArU8ZM

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Quacky thinks "Crazy Duck Lady" at work needs to get a grip. #adoptaduck #adoptaduck… https://t.co/FNlCizAiUv

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I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel. #yessduckderby #adoptaduck https://t.co/tfeiu8qLq8

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Quacky is job shadowing Kate, this morning #takeyourducktoworkday #yessduckderby #adoptaduck

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That stuff is awesome. I want some! @moonshinejn says it's okay. https://t.co/fJwwYyG5Zk

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You're a stud, Canzert. #nextmanin

[Josh (Jay) Wells @JayNWells]

Hawks gain yardage and commentators react by EXCUSING the defense?!? #gohawks #screwFox #B1GFCG #hawkeyes