Trashcat2014 (quarantine display name)

J+Rock, consumer, reader, sky-watcher, non-sky-watcher, holistic almost non-doctor, and not any type of dog, mostly. he/him.

[Trashcat2014 (quarantine display name) @Jayo_Shhh]

#notteamfollowback i rly dont care abt teh cats following me espesh if ya following thousands of other cats man who cares just fyi i tweet shit for me fuck what you like also though i twwt shit for politics and other cool things i see on this hellscape

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

The onion scrubbed this from their site you're welcome

[Robin Tran 🏳️‍⚧️ @robintran04]

They scan your face when you enter the club so they can track you down if you heckle and they also make you give them your phone so you can’t record, a pitifully insecure club that would be described as BIG TECH SURVEILLANCE if anybody else did it

[✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam]

In one of my marine bio classes a teacher asked "how big is the ocean?" and one student yelled "not big enough!" and we all started chanting "expand the ocean! land is for losers!" and the professor smiled and went "yes yesssss soon not even the mountains will be beneath us"

[Trashcat2014 (quarantine display name) @Jayo_Shhh]

@JoshtheSandwich You’re still my favorite Josh Johnson

[R.J. Lehmann @raylehmann]

56% of Floridians live in counties with no natural gas hookups, 33% live in counties with no propane hookups, and 31% live in counties without either. (Block-by-block, the percentages without local hookups is much higher). But it supposedly triggers the libs, so...

[mon @ClTYOFMON]

the funniest thing about this whole netflix debacle is that they think password sharing is what’s losing them money when in fact it’s the dwindling selection and cancelling popular shows after like 1 season lmfao

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Overdraft fees were created in 1990 and exist to punish people for being broke. Abolish them.

[Trashcat2014 (quarantine display name) @Jayo_Shhh]

@JustAddSaltz Hard agree: anyone looking at Red only to make MORE money is missing a bit (tho fun idea to choose red for money but find joy in childhood?) Either could be an adventure if creative!
May also be interesting to see how/if the choices fluctuate as choosers get further from age 6

[Trashcat2014 (quarantine display name) @Jayo_Shhh]

@JustAddSaltz A lot of Trying (and likely failing) to change or prevent tragedies in red, meanwhile I can use money to purchase experiences for friends and loved ones. Did I enjoy much of being a child? Sure! Would I enjoy those same things now, with my current mind? Hmm..

[Layla Jones @bae_lay]

You look up, it’s 6pm. You run one errand, it’s 7:30. You cook and sit down for dinner, it’s 9. And if you’re not careful, you’ll blink and it’ll be 11

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

People talk about Twitter not being “real life” which is true but then you talk to extremely offline people and they tell you how their brother’s friend’s co-worker saw a panhandler get into a 2023 Cadillac and drive off and you realize offline info exchanges are also not real

[Aaron Bady @zunguzungu]

"Biden to end public health emergency" is a cool way to say "the government is going to pay for much less of what it costs to live in a pandemic"

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

The Greenland shark

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

The way the American built environment is designed to make drinking & driving almost always the path of least resistance is one of those quietly monstrous things you can’t unsee when you realize it. We require bars to build parking lots & act surprised when people die.

[Stella Safo, MD MPH @AmmahStarr]

The video is so bad they fired and charged the cops involved.
It’s so bad they’re preparing for rioting.
It’s so bad the police chief has a message out saying she understands the outrage.

Now imagine if there wasn’t a video.

[Daniel Pearson @DPearsonPHL]

If SEPTA can spend $2 billion for 9,000 people to take KOP rail it can spend $3 billion to 10x that number to take the Boulevard subway. This is a great example of a false economy.
https://t.co/agSmJw3x8L

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Can you imagine if any other business tried to act like doctors do? Hey this is gonna be $35. But also it may be $100 later, no idea. It’s based on whatever I talk to you about and I have no idea. Also I’m going to be 15 minutes late, but if you are too late it’ll be $50