Jacob Martinez

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

Made this cause it’s true. #trump #FamilyGuy #BLM #trumpbible

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

@SpiritHalloween I’m buying one of each animatronics.

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

@PebbleSprinkles

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

He’s doing what on fans?!

[MCU Film News @MCUFilmNews]

Alan Cumming on fans asking him to sign Funko Pops.

“I just think oh... They're bloody Funko Pops again. It's just a vinyl thing that's going to be attached to a box with a wobbly head of you.”

(Source: https://t.co/XLQHWhjj5q)

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

Three things to live by.

1. Lord loves a workin man.
2. Don’t trust whitey.
3. See a doctor and get rid of it.

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

@_Hybreed_

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

To stop those monsters, one-two-three
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free. It's got Paul Anka's guarantee.

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Rick Moranis will be coming out of retirement to reprise his role as Dark Helmet in ‘SPACEBALLS 2’

Bill Pullman will also return as President Skroob

(Source: Deadline)

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

I encourage the wrestling fan community to tag @WWE and say #bringtruthback. @RonKillings should have tenure there!

[kingofthehill @kingofthehill]

Better than an Alamo and almost as good as propane. An all new season of #KingOfTheHill drops Aug 4th on Hulu and with #HuluOnDisneyPlus.

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

BOOOO! @QuikTrip changed their deal from .25¢ down to .10¢.

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

@scorsesepoint My favorite

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

Talkin’ bout dang ol’ directions, man, went left when I shoulda gone right, man, dang ol’ lost, man. #kingofthehill

[kingofthehill @kingofthehill]

I’ll tell you what. The King is returning soon, on @Hulu and #HuluOnDisneyPlus. #KingOfTheHill

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

BITTER BEER FACE!!! (Anyone remember that commercial?)

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The bizarre World Gurning Championship, held at Cumbria's Egremont Crab Fair, UK held since at least 1852

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

Who wore it better?
#WrestleMania41 #birdsofwar

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

I want your vote. I NEED YOUR VOTE!
#themisfits #feelthebern

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

I get it. You’re a grown man and you’re gonna decorate your car however you want, but you really wanna put hentai all over the entire car?

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

@S_U_Network David Robinson, Cal Ripken jr., John elway and Kobe Bryant.

[Jacob Martinez @JayP_M]

@MarvelStudios, all the #AvengersDoomsday reveals are cool. BUT we need @realmichaelpena to recap in #avengerssecretwars !!!