JayPegCrypto

i put my dick in a bag of doritos

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if your poop schedule doesn’t line up w your exercise schedule you’re doin it wrong

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vultures makes kanye seem even worse. extra canceled even. this song has a pretty nice beats tho

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my constant cycling thru intense anxiety followed by me deciding i don’t care anymore should be studied

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i yearn to make something as beautiful as borderline by tame impala(especially the last 1 min of it 🤤)

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i like lat pull down

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lowkey fuck disney

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we live in a country run by sexists apparently

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whoever owns a bunker safe from radiation HML asap

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@soph_tank it was YOUUUUUU

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and it wasn’t me 😡

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i am one of the most immature of people to have ever lived

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“your pedals are sensitive” - described to me about my car, but also is accurate about me.

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people love to use the word “believe” to bypass reason. triggered ???🤡

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“i just want to curb-stomp a baby” - Bette Kilberg

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i am realizing that out of all my cousins, i have had the most sex.

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i wanna create an app where you can post a pic of your face anonymously and you’ll receive anonymous judgement/ratings of your physical attractiveness. and vice versa

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people kinda treat me like lenny from of mice and men

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Big rainbow dog holding a massive fork
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this is fun

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how many days of your life do you think you didn’t sneeze once?

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my major is glorified memorization.