Jay Porten

Future decent golfer

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What the heck are these?

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Rory McIlroy

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@espn WHAT IS THIS FEATURED GROUP COVERAGE?! Show Rory’s group. Just missing so many of their shots.

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@ChipotleTweets Hey guys, I’ve unlocked the burrito vault a couple hundred times and haven’t won a prize. Won’t be buying Chipotle now anytime soon. Peace and love.

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This is so incredibly ridiculous it makes no sense.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

ARE YOU KIDDING, MANNY MACHADO!?!? 😱

📺: FS2

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Never a doubt 🇺🇸

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@goodgood_golf @ForePlayPod Can I come?

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@stephenjacobs

[Eddie @EddieBarstool]

Animated Characters Draft ft. @JackKennedy & @ConnorMook_

Who won?

Watch here: https://t.co/xTeHkW11zI

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@BKoepka Welcome back brother. Welcome back.

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Put the steroid beef aside, Bonds being at 10 is hilarious.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Top 50 Baseball Players of All Time

(according to ChatGPT)

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If the Packers make the Super Bowl, I ain’t watching.

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Happy Halloween

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I’m at a Taco Bell in Pacifica CA that is on the beach. It also has tap beers and a full bar. This is the greatest thing ever.

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Why is beer pong so hard now? Just old age?

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People who have never played pull-tabs before playing for the first time are top 5 funniest people ever.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Model Y rated highest in safety

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@BlueJays Please don’t intentionally walk Judge tonight. Thank you!

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@XSchauffele hey man, my buddy wants the sweater you are currently wearing at The Open. Can he have it?