😂 Great British Banter 😂
Man: “Jim, if you had the mobile phone numbers of 5 girls in one pocket and the mobile numbers of 6 girls in the other pocket, what would you have?”
Jim: “I’d have 11 girls’ mobile numbers, wouldn’t I?”
Man: ��No, you wouldn’t. You’d have somebody else’s f*cking trousers on, you scruffy f*cker.” 🤣
I started work at 5.30 am this morning and I'm home since 9pm
I'm fucking shattered
I'm not young anymore
I'm now having a drink to try and unwind before I get up and do it all again tomorrow
Why doesn't this pay off ?
Why can't this pay off for my children ?
Why are my taxes going towards making the lives of men who have no connection to me,my family or my land more comfortable and better ?
I hate the left
I hate self loathing Irish people with no pride
I hate corrupted appeasing NGOs
I hate Irish politicians
I hate what my country has become
I love Ireland
I love Irish people
God bless
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Brilliant!
Brave independent reporter @advancesarah has just ambushed Sly News live on air in Belfast and demanded they start reporting the truth.
They gutlessly cut back to the studio…
@ThereseUTD@bethTmufc Exactly this, we should only pursue the players that genuinely want to play for us like the 2 legends featured in the attached gif 👊🏻
Get Matheus Fernandes please and thanks 👌🏻
@JeremyVineOn5@iamradzi@thecarolemalone@theJeremyVine Both the caller and woman is exactly how 90% of the people are genuinely feeling but are called racist blah blah blah. Politicians need to wake up before it's too late.
Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.
One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??
The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.
Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!
Peter Drury next season after we sign Mateus Fernandes:
Mateus to Cunha, Cunha to Bruno, Bruno to Fernandes, Fernandes to Matheus, and Matheus back to Mateus.
🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7