Ray Jay Fernandez

[Ray Jay Fernandez @JayRay]

"Auto body Gasolina" - Pitbull

[Ray Jay Fernandez @JayRay]

@kanyewest How much of Gold Digger am I allowed to sing out loud?

[Ray Jay Fernandez @JayRay]

Taco bell hit so much harder when the workers were all cranking Oxy 30's

[Ray Jay Fernandez @JayRay]

Movie Idea: Someone tracks their lost APPLE TAG - back to a mud hut in Fallujah and single handedly takes down all of ISIS and solves the thousand(s) year holy war in the Middle East just to find that their Apple hardware ran out of power while flying home from Dubai to Calabasas

[Ray Jay Fernandez @JayRay]

Just took one honk and now I'm wondering why no one plays overhand softball or bowling? Good stuff

[Ray Jay Fernandez @JayRay]

Tell me your favorite Chumbawamba song and you can't say "Tubthumper." Let's celebrate the catalog.