Jay

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Professional Pint Pourer, Cocktail Mixologist, Microwave techician, and an aspiring Gigolo 🍹🍻🦧

[Jay @JayRD02]

Today, for karaoke, I will be singing Baby by Justin Beiber.

[Jay @JayRD02]

@FabrizioRomano Rashford 15 min cameo robbed

[Jay @JayRD02]

June 15th today, how am I only 13kg away from my end of year target?

Fully bossing this weight loss shit like the boss shit I am.

[Jay @JayRD02]

Kinda crazy how there's multiple people who were at the gym at the same time as me at 16:30 yesterday evening but also here at the same time as me at 06:30 this morning. Do none of us have lives?

[Jay @JayRD02]

So THIS is where my shower gels keeps disappearing to

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I haven't bought shower gel in over a year. There are enough forgetful men at the gym leaving behind nearly full bottles of some really good sauce. Very little shampoo left behind though.

[Jay @JayRD02]

@FabrizioRomano Clowns like Madueke and Spence over match winners like Maguire, Gibbs-White and Foden.

[Jay @JayRD02]

You caught me! I made up my heart problems and I made up my car problems! I'm just so QUIRKY!

[Jay @JayRD02]

@SkyBetLeagueOne Take the hat-tricks out and that's 14 goals in 37 games. Hardly outrageous numbers.

[Jay @JayRD02]

Update: it's been 3 years. Today I finally had my appointment with cardiology, finally thought I was getting somewhere and maybe I can live a normal life (have a pint). They said there's nothing they can do unless we capture an episode. Exactly what the doctor said 3 years ago...

[Jay @JayRD02]

In a couple of days, it will be 6 months since the doctor said they'd speak to cardiology and get back to me in a couple of days with a medicine to fix my broken heart.

In a few months, it will be 2 years since I first rang the doctor to try and get them to fix my broken heart.

[Jay @JayRD02]

Can feel myself entering my villain era.

[Jay @JayRD02]

@The_Forty_Four Controversial opinion but we need more of this in football.

[Jay @JayRD02]

Bloody love an aldi protein chocolate rice pudding

[Jay @JayRD02]

Driving without due care and attention. A short story.

[Jay @JayRD02]

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Our FA Cup journey ends here.

Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

[Jay @JayRD02]

@SkyBet Gyasi Zardes

[Jay @JayRD02]

Someone drive me to the gym? After going 50+ times in 45 days I'm SICK of the drive

[Jay @JayRD02]

Same old Arsenal

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

This was the challenge that led to Arsenal’s penalty… do you think it was the right call? 🤔

@tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

[Jay @JayRD02]

1/8

[Jay @JayRD02]

Did I just pull the emergency help cord out of the access shower ceiling at the gym and a load of men come running up the stairs to investigate?

Yes I did. Oh the shame.

[Jay @JayRD02]

@CallumHallett6

[Jay @JayRD02]

@The_Forty_Four 👍👍👍