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Adult/Contemporary

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Never go knick for knack with a real tchotchkehead

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

U tellin me a gay Shah wrote these memoirs

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Ok the Haim sisters ate this tho….

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

naming my son coworker

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Literally

[mushell™ @betscrables]

@NYCMayor @dchanlerlloyd

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

@BeezyKnowsBest Me . Miss me with that BB shit!!!

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

@BeezyKnowsBest This was about when I’m enjoying a cool power pop album and all of the sudden there’s a track called like “St. Louis Blues” I ain’t tryna hear honkin and Tonkin I want hooks

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Get it

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Why does everyone keep saying “Nixon 5” he was the 37th president

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

i dont think im using 100% of my brain all the time but i do believe that i hit 100% at odd times during the day and it leads to me making the perfect sandwich or giving some very clearly described directions

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Walking up to a stranger’s dog and getting them all riled up and then walking away

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

@undreamed Wild collab / what the establishment truly fears etc

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Ask not for whom the Duane reads

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I tweet for like two people and neither of them are that interested in it

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

[At the nursing home for Gen Zs]

Nurse: It’s time for me to insert your catheter

Patient: Nah chilllll that’s crazy bro 💀

Nurse: And then you can scroll your feed

Patient: Yo highkey let’s fucking go 😭

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

[Trump after reading Ozymandias] two vast and trunkless legs stand in the desert folks.. these trunkless legs you really should see them… very vast and trunkless … and the shattered visage that lies near them in the sand , I gotta tell you it’s, really something

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

It’s crazy how all you’d probably have to do is slip Trump some LSD and make him read “Ozymandias” and it would probably fix everything immediately

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Wildest spam account bio I’ve seen

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Walking around with a Big Mouth Billy Bass with headphones plugged in it