Jordan Carter

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[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

The next Chicago Tax is going to be on to-go boxes/containers.
Waiter: would you like a box, it's 7¢
Me: No thanks ~pulls out tupperware~

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@cta Crews working after 10pm with heavy machinery is super disruptive for residents nearby.

Need to get this resolved.

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@AngelicaVillaa 😹😹

Looked like a great turn out!

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

Me sharing this news with my friends

My black friend: bigger than Beyoncé?!

My white friend: bigger than Taylor Swift?

[Soldier Field @SoldierField]

“Chicago! We’ve broken the ticket record for tonight. This is the largest concert that’s ever been here. There’s 𝟳𝟯,𝟬𝟬𝟬 of you here tonight! Thank you so much for giving me your Saturday night.” - @edsheeran

📸: evilchopper714 / IG

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

Kerri Chandlers blends are unmatched

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@jenfarted 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

I’m not trying to be bothered every time someone has to get up or needs to reach across me to get something from a flight attendant

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@IBonitt

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

Taking a nap after work has to be one of the worst ideas of mine

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

Went to the movies and they had nachos labeled on the menu as “chips & cheese” 🫨🫨

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@analogue how can I check the status of my Analogue Pocket order?

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

Teams, Slack and Google Hangouts for work besties

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

Wild to think that instant messaging never really ended, we just all stopped using AIM / AOL for iMessage, Facebook messenger and WhatsApp

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

Wild to think that instant messaging never really ended, we just all stopped using AIM / AOL for iMessage, Facebook messenger and WhatsApp

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@blake_rolls The “what do you mean there’s no more bourbon” look

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@DennisLarance MK8 on switch? 👀

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

coffee made @ home, taste better.

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

Maaaan, every single person doesn’t need a podcast.

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@JbeezyDatNinja 😹😹 A1 meme use

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

There is now a poll going around.
As of EOD, 5/6 also agree. Stay tuned.

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

One of my coworkers just told me that they thought I was part Puerto Rican

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@JbeezyDatNinja 😹😹

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

One of my coworkers just told me that they thought I was part Puerto Rican

[Jordan Carter @JayseePro]

@m_phvm @mpkrski @jenfarted If the shoe fits