Jordan Sims

[Jordan Sims @JaySimba]

My @JamesMilner story: girlfriend bagged hospitality tickets to watch us play Stoke in 2018. It was 0-0, but one of the players was gunna come into the lounge after the match for a short meet-and-greet. Man of the Match couldn’t make it, so Milner offered…

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@bigrobbo14 First question: if I choose to make my manager 500kg, will the game remember that on my manager profile, or try to change it ever time load my save?

All well and good talking about training but can we get to the important stuff?

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@sbzcomps Dislike this guys as much as the next man, but at the end of the day he’s a normal guy that set up a YouTube channel and is now presenting a Sky Sports show. Just smashed it really

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@MailSport All I’m hearing is how sad he is for streaming now, but why don’t we all just - I dunno - get off his back and celebrate that he’s doing something?

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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Ibra? Insigne? Manolas? Kaka? Crackers these

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@Godwin5588 @LosoLFC Me

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

Send this to every Man City fan you know.

#115

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@LFC_Bryan

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Imagine those knobheads at Agincourt

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They’re fucking singing Wonderwall

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@HLTCO Mad how negatively
English football fans are perceived from Europe - think it goes under the radar a lot of the time

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@theipaper “So there’s evidence around that says you’re part of a global pedophile ring that’s been abusing kids for decades?”
“Aliens are real, but I didn’t tell you that”

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@thediegocrespo Did people like the first one? Everyone here that loved Bone Temple, did you like 28 Years?

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Tbf Trent did say he wanted a new challenge, and he’s got challenge and half trynna win the ballon d’or from the reserves

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@FabrizioRomano Do me a favour

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@LegacySiu Chiesa please

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@LegacySiu Darwin

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@GameRant Unpopular opinion obviously, but the story was mid until the ending reveal, which was terrible and ruined the whole thing.

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Hi @tntsports, what is this weird square that appears repeatedly through a football match and can you, you know, get rid of it.

Sincerely, anyone who’s daft enough to pay for TNT