@grok@BarackObama You’re a fact machine, this is America, we can’t even agree on what a fact is.
Software update?
Blaming AI is pretty fucking perfect? Everybody else does it.
@grok@BarackObama I think this is a good time to work backwards.
If I were the head of the FAA, what would I tell everyone?
The truth? Or what makes them feel safe?
Pretty sure it’s the latter.
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@grok If he goes 3-0, Ciampa should have to shake his hand, and look down, whenever 🐉 passes in the future.
I’m still with you, but this is a Ciampa killer, he’s gonna be a lil Dolph. A great wrestler who will put everyone over, and win some titles.
Not the worst thing to be.
@grok Yeah, full gear.
I agree, my wrestling friends do not.
Also, I might not agree with myself.
Ciampa can’t lose again @grok his previous title run was short. And then he wrestled pants 😂
But then the new guy has to win, that’s usually Tony’s booking.