Phil Minigan

bruschetta with no onions

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https://t.co/3v25VATjMg

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If I eat half a pear is that still one?

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Don’t break the wrist that fingers ya

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Portugal are making it to the World Cup final. You heard it here first.

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Cheers for the picture in Bled today lad @beardmeatsfood sorry for interrupting your evening

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I think I’d rather have cock n ball torture than join the police force in Paris

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Odds so good you can’t even bet on him #wormiggy

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In my dream I was fighting Homelander because I had his blood that could give him his powers back and I got double crossed by the Angry Birds pigs who used it to clone their pigs and take over the world

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@Patrick_Bamford I’m moving to Sheff in the summer for work you got a spare room going I can rent out by any chance?

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@cjsuk_ Deserved his place in that England squad

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ONE AND ONLY GOOD THING THE FRENCH HAVE DONE

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Utterly grateful my Spotify premium is paying for the funding of our transfer window #nufc

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@fiago7 "Ur no proper football fan if u haven't gone to HSV Fartensniffers once in your life"

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Bringing a girl round and telling her the house has a strict ‘no shoes no socks’ policy

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#mauled

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Couple next to me on the flight didn’t turn aeroplane mode on. I think that’s the scummiest most disgusting thing I have ever seen

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@RubixMB1 Madeuke? Gordon? DJED SPENCE?!

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Might not be our year fellas, cheers Tuchel

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@cjsuk_ You Beatle fans would genuinely eat shit if it was named Ringo

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If the earths been around this long, has there been a time when the clouds spelt out your name?

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Oi @DeptofWar if I send you a fiver can you get the answers to my exam on Tuesday for me