Jack

a man with a fork in a world of soup ig: jack_thomas95

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BREAKING: Sofia and Carlo Dolmio announce they intend to step back from official Dolmio Family duties with immediate effect in order to protect their privacy and wellbeing

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YouGov poll finds only 23% of British people believe in life after love - the lowest number since 2005

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Dua Lipa says she imagines butchers must get sick of having to ask customers whether they mean pounds in weight or pounds in money

[Chili Peppers Pedia @ozpediapeppers]

Sweet @flea333 @ChiliPeppers #Chicago

[✩ space cowboy august ✩ @liawbyy]

pls this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

[ange @angemaryclaire]

Tommy Lee changing his bio to New Album Out Now then posting his whole dick is the future of music marketing. That’s it from now on. Dicks on main.

[brandon* @brndxix]

this is the coldest shit i’ve seen in my life

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Kylie Minogue arrested after clattering into an off-duty police officer while spinning around in Coventry’s Belgrade Plaza

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Me checking the weather app on my phone today

[garrulous gibbon @gibbonposting]

be careful who you rambunct

[Jack @Jaytizzay]

Hey @Converse are your company meetings called Converse-ations?

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The Dalai Lama says while ‘Pure Shores’ by All Saints is rightfully considered a pop classic, let us not forget the follow-up ‘Black Coffee’ is also a banger

[matt @mattybtweets69]

So many cartoons had adult jokes I didn’t get as a kid. I didn’t understand the bit where Jerry hits Tom with a frying pan so hard his face turns into the shape of a frying pan until I was 23.