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[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

It’s draft week pals so let’s drop some #Colts #Draft #Content

Every year I do one Colts mock draft. Here is the 2026 Shower Beers Mock Draft:

Gabe Jacas, Edge
Skyler Bell, WR
Tacario Davis, CB
Kendal Daniels, LB
JC Davis, OT
Caden Barnett, OG
Isaiah Nwokobia, S

[TC @TCTone]

I’m all for Caleb Williams as the Madden cover, but my God this shit is ass.

How fucking uncreative can you possibly be?

ChatGPT did this in 12 seconds, you’re telling me we couldn’t have some graphic designers on payroll do better than a stock photo of Caleb?

Do better.

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

@Contains_gluten @JamieCheackerTr @OfficialSalvare @gumbarius Just had to know he once had a tweet about the Acolyte??

Hard to imagine losing an interaction more handily than this one. Good luck out there, Blight.

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

Guy who has only played Elden Ring for the last four years playing Dark Souls for the first time: I’m getting a lot of Elden Ring vibes from this

[thunderba11r | 🎮 DS2 @thunderba11r]

Bloodborne fans don’t even ask for anything anymore they just look at you like this

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

Setting aside that Ballard isn’t even the worst GM in Colts history, I bet every deal looks better when you don’t include all draft picks

The Rams didn’t trade a 1st for Garrett: They traded a 1st, a future 2 & 3, and an inexpensive player that is worth a 1st or more on his own

[Dan Dakich @dandakich]

Chris Ballard is the worst GM in #NFL history and it is not close

[Jon Jo @Jonathan_Jon_J]

Oh, the things I would do to experience this game for the first time again

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

@DianteLeeFB @acosta32_jp When one of the employees gets promoted to Assistant Manager and thinks he’s one of the bosses now.

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@Shad5487 @MySportsUpdate Said but expected. Rip to a goat

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“Maybe the reason these practice squad players aren’t succeeding is because we’re paying them too much instead of make them pull themselves up by their boot straps.”

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

Retirement Brady sucks even more than before, how was that possible?

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Tom Brady reveals the overlooked reason practice squad players never succeed in the NFL

It’s not a lack of talent.

Brady watched it happen for 20 years. The pattern was undeniable.

As soon as a practice squad player got promoted and had to perform under real pressure, they crumbled. It took years for Brady to understand why.

“There’s 53 guys on the active roster and there’s now 15 guys on the practice squad. So there’s 68 players. But those practice squad players are important because if anybody on the active roster gets hurt, they can get elevated to the squad.”

“These scout team receivers would come in and practice with the scout team and they do really well. And I’d be watching. I’m like, ‘Man, we got to get that guy. Let’s get him up on offense. He’s making a lot of plays.’”

“Then all of a sudden, we’re like, ‘Hey man, you’re doing really well. You got to come over here and deal with the pressure of succeeding now that you have expectation.’”

“And these guys are like, they weren’t prepared for it. So whatever we saw in practice against where there was not a lot of pressure, now when they’re put in a situation where there’s an expectation for performance, they’ve never had to personally deal with that and then they fail.”

“And then what I realized was a lot of guys on those practice squads, they don’t want to be elevated to the roster.”

“They’re very happy living this life where they could tell their family and friends, which I have no problem with that. But the reality is a lot of guys don’t want the pressure of dealing with top.”

Twenty years in the league and seven Super Bowl rings later, Brady learned that talent wasn’t the hardest thing to find.

It was people who actually wanted the pressure that comes with being great.

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@CDonnick1 @PanasonicDX4500

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

@Guyvermectin Incredible irony calling me illiterate when you literally can parse my simple tweet.

They didn’t “turn” him into anything, he was always a jab at right wing ideologies.

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

@GhusGhusGhus @PurpyNFL The key word in my tweet is “turned.” Obviously he was always a very unsubtle jab.

[bo 🪴 (tonesetter) @tezah__]

If you do a yards per season in CFB history, it’s not even close @SoftlyAugust

[bo 🪴 (tonesetter) @tezah__]

#5 all-time, NFL rushing yards per game
#3 all-time, CFB rushing yards per game

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

The dude who grew up with his mom buying annual Chanel jackets was also just lecturing everyone on spending $28 on lunch btw.

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

That said just getting back to the ending of Brienne in Feast and I really hate this shit.

Yeah, the girl who just nearly died trying to save multiple innocent Brothethood members is gonna be hung by Stoneheart and Gendry doesn’t object. Stupid shit.

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

It gets a lot of shit but A Feast For Crows is outstanding in its own right. Exceptional story telling.