Jacob Wintersmith

Classics Student in Oxford

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@susiephillips94 Better than trying to make http://t.co/Q61QMziLXU work as a protection ritual.

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@nell_lincoln Ok. Well see you at the film night. @FlameofFlame @WellofJustIce Can you bring the drinks?

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@nell_lincoln Fair. Make sure to bring popcorn.

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@nell_lincoln Well, yes, it's Cambridge. It's no Oxford, really now, is it? Hope you're ok.

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

Paranormal Activity 5 surprisingly good. Really unforseen genre flip. Off to Pizza Hut now, see y'all there.

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

Off to see Paranormal Activity 5 today in George Street. I wonder what contrived reason for setting cameras around the house there is now.

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@nell_lincoln Sorry. Been...busy with work related things. Any news on your tour?

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@nell_lincoln Jacob Wintersmith, clever lad, much like a wolf in wool. You should hire if you want to feel betrayed.
#BroughtItOnMyself

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

I think I'm officially a university drop out. I'm sure somewhere will hire me, given my complete lack of experience at real work.

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@FlameofFlame You just have to use your words, have people talk about their problems. Though sometimes problems can't be fixed with words :(

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@nell_lincoln @WellofJustIce #clumsy #oops #somebodybrokecurfew #careerprospects

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

Yeah, well, I'm out now. At least now I don't have to purposefully make a boring twitter, right? @nell_lincoln

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@nell_lincoln You just can't help the way you're born :-(

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

Older brothers, get all the nice things, are the apple of the parent's eye, and can get away with anything. To be an older sibling.
#sigh

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

Until the day when people create teleportation devices, I never want to go to Scotland again. It's so boring travelling there.

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@nell_lincoln @FlameofFlame Yeah

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@FlameofFlame Oh, Ok. Well if you like cats there's this homeless woman in Oxford who smells of them. I think she has a stash somewhere.

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@FlameofFlame Are cats in any way relevant to your costumed vigilantism?

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

Oooh, what are the chances of the rest of the students organizing a night out now they don't need to be back at a certain time?

[Jacob Wintersmith @JayWintersmith]

@susiephillips94 @nell_lincoln They spend an evening harassing Soul Spark, I'd quite like not to spend an evening being harassed.