Jay G.

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

@GobiChanmurian It's always crowded, every hour is a peak hour for that metro.

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

rains so crazy ki gaane sunne ka bhi mann nahi kar raha

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

mummy he maregi phir toh mujhe itna paani waste karne pe

[sid @immasiddx]

Imagine if Claude showed us the amount of water used per prompt. 😭

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

jis hisaab se mujhe paseena aata hai, sunscreen lagana shuru bhi kardu toh paseene k sath he sara nikal jayega

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

@soniya1425 itni buri bhi nhi hai sonia ji jitna humne troll kiya tha 🥹

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

isko butter garlic naam khilao, yeh sab bakchodi chhod dega

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"If you love Krishna, give up garlic and onion or give up Krishna. Their smell displeases Him."

— Vishnupriya Avi Ji, Young Spiritual orator

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

😭

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

@zonawrrr first class mai toh aadmi ko he maar dete hai

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

why is first spoon of ching's schezwan chutney spicy as fuck but rest is easy to eat the half bottle in one sitting

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

@thehighmonk Johnny Sinns of Indian Politics

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

ab lockdown bhi laga he doh

[Fax' @faxhereq]

😭😭😭🙏🏻

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

it's always the below average looking women getting offended on the things said by someone else which they're actually doing

[unfiltered thoughts @infamousrantss]

someone take my phone from me

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

crude oil k price toh kam ho gaye par petrol k price toh 2029 elections k pehle he kam honge na. masterstroke!

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

yeh banda twitter pe aake bas ragebait karta hai sabko 😭🙏🏻

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

A Government for the middle class…

It is the NDA Government’s privilege to be working towards fulfilling the aspirations of our middle class. They have contributed to nation-building in countless ways.

Over the last decade, governance has increasingly focused on improving the quality of life of ordinary citizens. Our efforts are about easier access to opportunities, better infrastructure, improved public services, affordable healthcare, quality education, cleaner cities and reduced burdens in everyday life.

#12YearsOfSakshamMiddleClass

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

Elon Musk might be the number 1 delusional optimist i have ever seen in my life

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

@_sameolg https://t.co/AoqbQIe5iQ

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

@neverlie twitter people exposing other twitter people is my favourite genre of twitter

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

jab mere tweets mere 10 followers k tl tak nahi jaa paa rahe toh banger tweet bana ne ki kya he umeed rakhu

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

mid june tak bhi icecream khani pad rahi hai bc! kab aayegi baarish

[Jay G. @JayXD999]

Elon Musk was able to become a trillionaire because he doesn't spend ₹80 on shawarma 3 days in a week.