jess 🌷

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Straight outta catnip.

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Watching Death of a Pastor’s Wife documentary and the video of JP on the ground crying was so funny to me. Biggest, and grossest pussy ass bitch ever. He needs to be put in jail.

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

NO MORE 😭😭😭💔💔💔 my heart can’t take it

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

R.I.P. Tim Curry (1946-2026)

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Just went through social media memories and I was a hot fucking mess for so long. 💀 Thank god for therapy and a wonderful support system

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Hayden Panettiere you were a fucking icon to me, Rest in Peace legend you'll be forever missed. 🕊️🤍

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

😭😭

[໊ @buffys]

angels 💔

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Not to show my stupidity but gubernatorial is not a word. tf

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Everyone either went to Noah Kahan or Akon the other day and I’m jealous lol

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Told Tim I’d say “squeaks” every time I think about her when we’re on vacation. So far today it’s been 4 times, I love her 😭😭

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

The fun part about being a woman in your 30s is your periods are on crack.

Early, late, excruciating, no pain, short, long, PMS/PMDD beats your ass, or you’re okay. You just don’t know anymore 😀
This time? Super late, no PMDD symptoms, what’s happening hahahaaaaaa

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

There are people who were just designed to be the greatest, most loving parents imaginable. It feels like it’s in their DNA.
It wasn’t my parents 💀 but I’m happy for those who have good ones. It genuinely makes my heart happy to see healthy/safe/loving homes.

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

One time I was downvoted on Reddit (-20, really not serious, and it was over something so stupid regarding the gym) and I didn’t go on the app for a month. 💀
I could never be a celebrity, or influencer I’m too fragile lmao

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Toby and Lucy are still obsessed with each other if anyone was curious 🥹

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Other than that I got nothing else lol

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

I have zero talents or skills except for one: being able to tell an actor is British when they’re playing an American character.

And it’s not the obvious stuff like if they accidentally say “idear” instead of “idea”, there are certain tones, inflections, etc.

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

RIP Oliver Tree 😭😭

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Can confirm bc my mum verbally tore herself apart (and still does) daily in front of us. When she wasn’t doing that she was judging everyone else 🙂
I’ve had crippling self esteem issues and horrendous body dysmorphia since age 12 lol. Spare your kids pls!

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Hey! So talking negatively about your body (even if it’s in a “joking” way) in front of your kids is really damaging. Stop it 🩷
Also you’re beautiful so again stop it lol.

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Debating keeping my last name when I get married.
Idk Gilmore is so cute too, I love it, but I’ve been a Dean for almost 32 years. People call me “Jessi Dean” all the time so that feels like that’s who I am. Mannn idk haha

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

Had one glass of wine and have been sick ever since 😚✌🏻

I used to be able to drink fireball and have zero hangover the next day lol

[jess 🌷 @JayyDee94]

getting a balayage after not coloring my hair for 2 years 🥹 feels weird but exciting.