Jesse Martin

[Jesse Martin @jAYYY_MarT]

@_jcurran11_

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Lord give me strength for the ensuing bender. 🙏🏻

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2-0 , 2 finishes in the UFC LET THE BIG DOG EAT!!!

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I overheard some girl at the bar tonight say to her friend, “Did you seriously fuck someone named Gary?” 😂

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There he is!

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@Brochinsky

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Just took a dump at a hotel on the road and as I’m walking out the receptionist says, “Our restrooms aren’t public.”

Oh really? I’m sorry let me just go ahead and un-do that shit I just took.

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@kemzey_saint Lol yeah he fought Pee wee Herman right after

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I don’t even know what boxing is anymore..

[ESPN Ringside @ESPNRingside]

Lamar Odom knocked out Aaron Carter in the second round of their celebrity boxing match.

(via @FiteTV)

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@Brochinsky This is a lie I know a few of the girls you’ve fucked.

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@Teeensta Please convert entire 401k over to Doge.
-Thanks

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Just wanted to show everyone a bit of progress regarding my golf game.

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Happy Easter everyone. Here’s a picture of me eating a bacon, egg and cheese laying on some Buttcheeks. #Tradition

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If you just hold a cheez-it close to your mouth you don’t have to wear a mask on a plane...you can all thank me later

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This was the only picture I got at Devinney’s wedding lastnight. Feel free to like and share, thank you.

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Stop posting your vaccine tickets for clout it’s weird.

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Someone told me last night that I’m not funny anymore because I don’t tweet so I’m back for the regular scheduled programming.

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@Teeensta ^^dude is LIVIN

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Baker/ Weeman 2024’ 🇺🇸

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Cmart, Jmart, Nmart, Walmart, Kmart, fuck em!