JazzleDazzle

in a world comparing apples to oranges, I choose pineapple… with a sponge.. under the sea 🙃😅♓️

[JazzleDazzle @JazGard]

Today this would be $1,000 EASILY! 😩😭

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[JazzleDazzle @JazGard]

Omg.. why didn’t anybody tell me that @lekankingkong was this FIONNNEEE?!? The voice was already something but GAHHH DAYUMMM

[JazzleDazzle @JazGard]

Uhhh.. real quick. @discovery when I go to customize my profile… yall have not ONE black person (woman) as an option. I literally had to choose from pictures of animals. That’s crazy 🙃

[JazzleDazzle @JazGard]

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[JazzleDazzle @JazGard]

@Chime GET YALL SHIT TOGETHER! Ain’t no way yall been down for this long. Who is in the I.T. Department?!? They need to be let tf go…..

[JazzleDazzle @JazGard]

Mfkas be swearing they know so much, but don’t know an inch! I just wish they’d have the balls to ask the source! 😏