Mortal Kombucha

Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.

[⁶𓅓t1h1🌻 @2PimpABfly]

me going back to gnx after listening Lil Wayne's Carter Vi

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

probably the most mischievous grin ever

[Mortal Kombucha @JAZisDOPE]

I’m trying to understand the logic behind having an appointment and still needing to ‘wait’. Egregious behavior.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Why does Tia Kemp lick her veneers when she speaks? Is that normal? Veneertians, let us know.

[Mortal Kombucha @JAZisDOPE]

Nah this queue is wild. lol.

[Mortal Kombucha @JAZisDOPE]

Grief comes in waves and hits at the most unsuspecting times.

[Mortal Kombucha @JAZisDOPE]

It’s a fairly nice day in LA, today. I feel like getting some wind therapy. 🏍️

[Mortal Kombucha @JAZisDOPE]

Chirren, gather ‘round.

[HEATED🔥🇯🇲 @4everRnbGenius]

So happy Kelly brought her own wigs for this movie. #MeaCulpa

[J @2ndCaptainFly]

Maximize all the shit you can control.

[Mortal Kombucha @JAZisDOPE]

Lady in Red. 💃🏾

[Jeffery Perkins @JefferyxBball]

this how they taking Tory Lanez to jail

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

That’s where 2Pac “Ambitions as a ridah” came from. Daz flipped these drums cold AF

[The Nostalgia Queen @BeaWitTheBraces]

** BLACK TWITTER **

On a scale from 1-10, how good is this catfish about to be?

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Keke Palmer’s man stepped out there and made the mistake of putting an in-house dialogue out there on social media and #TwitterCSI done pulled every receipt but that man’s immunization records. Tough scene.

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

I'm serious as a heart attack when I say I firmly believe Matt Groening is a time traveler.

[DARIUS A. @IAMDARIUSALFORD]

This legendary roast section 😭😭😭https://t.co/zA6F1B9zNT

[DJ Cuzzin B @DJCuzzinB]

.@juviethegreat x #tinydesk #BlackMusicMonth. We heard y’all. Y’hurrrdme?

[DADITO CALDERONE @TAXSTONE]

You’ll find out who ya friends are through turmoil never through good times