zjazr

23, Isle of Wight

[zjazr @JazzTwat]

Unexpected message of the day:

[zjazr @JazzTwat]

Fuck me 🤣🤣

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

I find it deeply offensive when people compare Arsenal to terrorists.

Terrorists actually attack.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Time to be honest: We’ve all enjoyed the memes but this Arsenal team has been incredible over the past two seasons in Europe. They’ve given us so many special moments. This one will always be my favourite ❤️

https://t.co/X4dILnGWcP

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Can't believe it’s already May. Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

This is frying me 🤣

[Andythered83 @AndyGni]

And hes never seen Arsenal win the CL

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just wake up and scream.

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[zjazr @JazzTwat]

@UTDIMole Gakpo EZ

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

I haven’t laughed this hard 🤣🤣☠️ Omg 😆