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[JB @JB_259]

@fesshole E h

[JB @JB_259]

@highwaysagency why is the inside lane on the outside of the motorway I suggest this is corrected immediately as it’s making me FURIOUS

[Nick @nT96___]

Nah one of my pals come back to this in his hotel room 😂😂😂

[JB @JB_259]

@FootHaze @racerxonline My god your a gimp

[Keurioe (Curio) @keurioe]

#ThorVsEddie highlights so far! #segitv

[JB @JB_259]

@benst4nley15 Who would trust that wi a 5 year old anyway

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

The F is for Fury!!!!

[JB @JB_259]

Looks like scotland players are gonna have to isolate afterall

[JB @JB_259]

@UberFacts Punching women

[Al Foran @ImpressionistAL]

Challenge accepted @TheNotoriousMMA.

You'll have to deal with the unpredictability of fighting multiple personalities though. 🤣🥴🥊

[JB @JB_259]

@alexjamesbooth @TheMattCardona My eyebrows are on my face

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[JB @JB_259]

Mines about 8 old and still mint got the MegaBoom3 now thow so this one stays in the workshop

[Alex Booth @alexjamesbooth]

My @Bose Soundlink is nearly 10 years old I think and still rocking 🎶

[JB @JB_259]

Best thing about #COVID19 is no English people celebrating #StPatricksDay drinking a Guinnes pretending they like it wearing a daft leprechaun hat.

Then sitting at home eating a chinese koz on St. George’s day as they don’t wanna celebrate as “it seems a bit racist”

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Davina McCall @ThisisDavina]

Female abduction / murder is extremely rare. Yes we should all be vigilant when out alone. But this level of fear-mongering isn’t healthy. And men’s mental health is an issue as well. Calling all men out as dangerous is bad for our sons, brothers, partners.

[JB @JB_259]

Piles are no joke

[JB @JB_259]

I eat a lot of mince pies for someone that doesn’t like them

[JB @JB_259]

Just removed all the hair on my Bitmoji. 😪

[JB @JB_259]

@teejaybess Lost

[JB @JB_259]

Dutchavelli is a nonce and Maradonas dead.

Just a normal day in 2020