Jonathan Batten

[Jonathan Batten @JBatten95]

@danfield_40 Brought a tear too my eye 🥲

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

The old couple on our street who put their bin out first are on holiday. There’s blue bins out, there’s green bins out. Someone two doors down has gone brown. It’s fucking carnage.

[Hot Since 82 @hotsince82]

The first dance .. Jesus Christ !

I’d love to say I wasn’t nervous and styled it out, but I was shitting it and my mouth was like super glue.

What a moment !  I’ve played 3 shows in 18 months. I personally needed this. We all did.

Thank you to @yousefcircus and all involved🙌

[jacob @jacobstfu_]

if you don't offer a tradesman a cuppa when they come to your house then you weren't raised properly. i don't make the rules.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂

Gets better with every view 😭

[☽’*’☾ @g33kyish]

Grazed your knees? Snapped your leg? Cracked your head open? Stick a wet paper towel on and see how you are at lunch.

[Jonathan Batten @JBatten95]

@onestopfish @NOWTV @nowtvhelp You tried turning it off and on again?

[Lambourn Gallops @LambournGallops]

Thank you to all at the @NHSuk from everyone at @LambournGallops! Mown by our dedicated Gallops team in Lambourn.
#AllInThisTogether

[Jonathan Batten @JBatten95]

@Supersoonic Miss u

[Jonathan Batten @JBatten95]

@samrourke_

[india ✰ @indxrose]

LOOOOOOL bye

[Jay Hannigan @jayhannigan7]

If you eat BBQ base on pizza you probably wash it down with a nice glass of your da’s bath water you absolute animal

[Jonathan Batten @JBatten95]

@Supersoonic @AMonger9T5 Hush 🤫

[Jonathan Batten @JBatten95]

Buzzing like an old freezer 🐝 @AMonger9T5

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Sorry I “killed the vibe” at your wedding by getting serious passport photos done in the photo booth.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said “Sam but you can call me captain ravioli” and my dad just looked at me and said “what the fuck was that? don’t do that” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.