Jacob Baumer

This is my view from above as a 6’7” observer of sports and media, and as a follower of Christ. Love God - Love People - Love Life

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His face makes this video 😂😂
I love Seth Green. He’s so funny.

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Al Michaels is a legend, but Kirk Herbstreit is doing the Lord’s work making up for all the missed calls and lack of energy Michaels has now at this stage of his career.

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Was really hoping @KennyAlbert was gonna sneak in a “hell freezing over in Florida” joke during the @NHL_On_TNT broadcast of the Winter Classic tonight when we found out Brian Boucher’s birth month was the last time it snowed in Miami.

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This guy @BizNasty2point0 turned it up during 2nd intermission. We need more hockey games in Miami if this is the entertainment value.

[NHLonTNT @NHL_On_TNT]

Paul Bissonnette... the dancer? 😭

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…And the kickers made field goals of 50, 56, 57, and 58 yards. Absolute madness for a game that didn’t mean anything.

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For a game b/w two teams w/ a combined 8-22 record, the @Saints & @Titans put on a heck of a show. Chase Young had one of the best strip-sack TDs you’ll ever see; Shough & Ward made several crazy throws each; the Titans complete inability to tackle made the Saints look immortal…

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Literally my life every morning, at those exact times.

[womp @wompalarm]

6:30, 6:35, 6:40, 6:45, 7:00,
and you still wake up late.

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@Ultimate_Finley @ArtButSports @Broncos @Eagles I’m sorry if I don’t have a ton of empathy for the Eagles blowing a double-digit lead one week after what they did to the Rams…

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The green screen advertisement behind the pitcher and batter is actively making this a worse viewing experience on @TBSNetwork . Sad times that networks put in so much effort to have great production quality across the board, to have it severely diminished by one thing. #NLDS

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@roybelly You mean the Padres/Cubs commentators saying they have no idea what’s going on and only caring about baseball?

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You gotta be kidding me:

Tigers took Mize out in the 4th after facing 12 batters (62 pitches) and only giving up one walk and one hit.

Padres just took Cease out in the 4th after facing 15 batters (69 pitches) and giving up 3 hits, one intentional walk, and 5 Ks.

So lame.

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Unbelievable how much this whole thing has progressed, bringing us this perfection. Well done, Andrew. And Stanford. And the ghost writer. And Dearest Mother most of all.

[Stanford Football @StanfordFball]

Dearest Mother —
We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29.
— Andrew

🎟️ https://t.co/7Z2fGFJTET

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Introducing your 2025 UFA champions

Boston Glory

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Dearest Mother –

Our first campaign begins tomorrow. The men are prepared….

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@ChristaRenfrew

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“Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots” is a brilliant line. How do I not remember it, and how has nobody been walking around quoting it?

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@Ultimate_Finley Give Jacuzzi/Jake a hug for me!!

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@Kurkjian_ESPN @JimDeshaies Ryan had 12 strikeouts in that game, according to Baseball-Reference. Scott’s was a 13-strikeout no-hitter. Only 12 no-hitters ever had more strikeouts than that. Nolan Ryan had 4 of them.

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“I got undies, let’s go! I’m killin’ it!” #thingsihearatwork #outofcontext