Joachim Bendixen

Shout out to my fingers cause I can always count on them

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Bottom half of my class and got into the school I wanted. Moral of this story, hard work is overrated

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

@bwthint What garrison said

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Imagine being a bike cop and arresting someone, what are you gonna do make em ride on your pegs

[Kasper Bendixen @kasper_bendixen]

Today is Willis’s 9th Birthday and he is still very small 🎁🎉

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Idc if Amazon is burning my package better get here in two days

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

It looks better that way honestly

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Tf is an auto immune disease? Does it mean if you get hit by a car nothing happens? Doesn’t seem that bad to me.

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Might as well add an even 50% while we are at it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

You can add 10% or 15% to this number. Economy doing better than EVER before!

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

I have never beat Allan at anything, and I never will.

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

#NewProfilePic

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Yea sex is cool and all but have you ever walked into HEB and saw a coupon on something you were already gonna buy

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

@Keeganbink Then stop peeing in my pool

[ｅｖａｎｋｅｌｌｙ ホ可ハ @evankelly83]

Unpopular opinion: Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Estruscan, ceramic edition

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

When you haven’t taken the chicken out of the freezer and you hear your mom pull up

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

That’s so tight bro you should join a frat

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Duncan is cooler than me by so much Pretty soon he’s gonna be walking with AirPods

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Some of you didn’t play turf wars growing up and it shows

[Joachim Bendixen @JBendixen21]

Under his accomplishments it says “reduced White House payroll” or more simply fired everyone

[JD @jdegeurin_10]

@nowthisnews In 2018, Trump also gave to me...
But y’all don’t wanna talk about that.