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i’m terrible at rocket league and life | former child |

[✨ @JBezosLeftTit]

daily reminder to rub extra virgin oil on yourself after sex to stay a virgin

[✨ @JBezosLeftTit]

after all this time, you’re always on my mind

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

[messages. @_mymsgs]

i wish i can tell you how much i miss you.

[fkajack @fkajack]

lady gaga singing with bad bunny and jigglypuff in one night this bitch cool with everybody

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

this will keep me going for a few weeks

[𓅓🧊 Queen’s Knight 🗡️🛡️🧜‍♂️ @QueensKnightxo]

@DiscussingFilm And when Nicole Kidman says “the lights begin to dim” Dim the fucking lights!! @AMCTheatres

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

this the type of shit i’ve been liking ever since likes went private

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me and the password I made when I was 12

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who’s super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this generation doesn’t know how to build healthy relationships.. we end up saying stuff like “i don’t owe anyone anything.” you do owe people something. you owe those you offended an apology. you owe those who gave you support, gratitude (1/2)

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

The way he SMACKED HIM for tasting bad— 😭😭

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

looking at the amount of clean underwear i still have left in my suitcase and feeling proud that i didn’t piss myself every day on vacation like i guess i had planned to when i packed

[splat 🛡️🌳🐉 @zaryaismywife]

new doordash restaurant just dropped that only has 2 menu items

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Sometimes I rly love globalization

[Roy G. Biv @iRoyGBiv]

That eyeliner is nasty!

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

The first guy to think of Google struggling to explain it 😭😭

[𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙 @moistarmpits]

Screaming throwing up crying shaking