Jordan | Automation

Life gets better when you blame yourself for everything.

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

Screw Clawd.

If I wanted more local leads, I'd build an automated GBP content agent that turns Google Search Console data into keyword optimized GBP posts.

No manual keyword research.
No guessing what people are searching.
Just real search data for more local visibility.

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

Ironic now that once we finally have a good debate for 1 and 2 for GOAT some French guy comes along to take it over

[Nate Ryan @nateryansports]

Season in which they led their team to their first NBA Finals:

Michael Jordan - 7th
LeBron James - 4th
Kobe Bryant - 4th

Victor Wembanyama - 3rd

Greatness trajectory. 🐐

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

guy who asks what you were saying after someone interrupted you

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

2 weeks before an international flight I practice sleeping in an office chair, just to make sure I can get a good rest on the plane

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@irentdumpsters Not even April 1st today smh

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

Late-stage wokeism or a South Park episode?

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Sikh man accused of murdering university student with 8-inch ceremonial knife used racism as his 'trump card' to ensure police arrested his dying victim instead

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

Always tip your delivery drivers

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@AllGasSeo BL’s parent company

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

Never understood why people invert their company name on the hood

Is the person who sees it while shoulder checking really more valuable than all the people walking by it when it’s parked

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@JoshEberley All that to say root for kelly O. yeah ok

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

Insane that Sikhs can carry an 8 inch blade but a lady can’t even carry pepper spray in the UK

A Canadian man was also stabbed to death by one of these “ceremonial knives”

[Southampton Times @sotontimes]

In the 999 call played in court, Digwa's brother said: "We just been attacked by someone racially.

“We just got attacked racially by some white person.”

He added: “Physically attacked my brother we're Sikhs, we wear turbans, and he attacked my brother."

A video was shown to the jury of Mr Nowak scrambling over a fence to escape Digwa after the prosecution alleges he was stabbed. Jurors have now been shown two more videos taken in the aftermath of this.

In the video Digwa and his brother accuse Mr Nowak of racially and verbally attacking Digwa.

Mr Nowak can be heard denying these claims.
Digwa was heard saying: "No one stabbed you bro you’re... up. You’re drunk."
A second video played to the court, Digwa's father can be heard saying: "He’s pretending, a minute ago he was talking to you guys.
"Now he’s trying to get up and going to leave."
Throughout the second video Mr Nowak can be seen lying on the floor as Digwa's family and neighbours tell him to sit up.

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@rektober Everyone saying anything they can for some Elon bucks

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@Dexerto the battle of ass

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@blknoiz06 guy who discovers pennies

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@Polymarket A bargain in this economy

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@worldlibertyfi The freedom bald eagle logo while forcing a communist china unlock schedule

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@FearedBuck changing consumer habits back at it again

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

@izaiah_alicea @ohnohedidnt24 Mainly talking about how he’s going to keep trying to poster Wemby even if he gets blocked on all of them, because “eventually he’ll get one”

One team gets an advantage from that

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

Guy with 99th percentile genetics who says just eat less and you'll get a six pack

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Ashton Hall reveals he never trains abs despite having an insane six pack

“I don’t do core. I didn’t do core for like 10 years. We all have a six pack, you just might not see it because of your diet. That’s why I do no carbs, the diet is for the core”

“If you want a smaller waist, you don’t train core at all, you just make sure you’re in a caloric deficit so you can lose the fat over it”

[Jordan | Automation @JBfor_3]

A brand new business launched in January and now they're competing with the big dogs in their market.

The right automations take care of GBP's better than any human could.