Jordan B

Optimist Prime, zen practitioner, pragmatist and plant mother.

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

My thought process:
Context: I made a prototype pirate themed card game. Then shared it with another designer...then had this revelation. #theDaVinciofGames

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

When I need a pick up sometimes I Sing the Scooby-Doo theme as Christopher Walken.

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

I was doing the “Bob you’re my # 1 guy” bit from Batman (1989) but I don’t have a Nicholson voice so Pacino came out and I just went with it.

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'.
I said: 'Inch-high knees?'
He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高.'

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies again and then asked it to write another Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[James Bond @007]

"Bond… James Bond” – The first trailer for #NoTimeToDie is here! In cinemas April 2020 #Bond25 #BondJamesBond

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

Every critique should come with feedback on how to improve.

[Giving Map @givingmap]

"The only thing that is more expensive than education is ignorance."
#BenFranklin

#quotes #living

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

Doing what is right does not mean sparing someone’s feelings.

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

Besides Ontario, the province I’ve spent the most time in is probably British Columbia.

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

My greatest weakness is that I have expectations.

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

If the goal can’t be achieved, break it into smaller pieces. If it still can’t be, extend the timelines, if that is not an option then reconsider the goal, was it too ambitious? If the goal is to ambitious re-examine the scope.

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

If you have to ask, you are not the boss.

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

When the highlight of your day is when IT comes and gives you a longer HDMI cable. 🤩🤩🤩

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

Chris Do of @thefuturishere wrote a book and it’s on Kickstarter RIGHT NOW!!! https://t.co/l66fS0GSCk

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

Marketing is connecting people with product or services they feel are a good value for their time and money.

[Jessica @jessica06_28]

Bird Box (2018)

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

@zomgtehrei That is exactly correct.

[Jordan B @JBindubitably]

trojan horse marketing #marketoon https://t.co/uYi2pNZamP