J B I R D

None of ya damn business.

[J B I R D @Jbird_i]

Ok.....who put devil juice in my water?

[J B I R D @Jbird_i]

I just don't have the time for the nervous breakdowns I deserve.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

if my dress has pockets rest assured that i am one hundred percent going to show you.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

You can either quit or keep going. They both hurt.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Don't hide a twisted, ugly version of yourself in a painting in the attic.

Instead publicly flaunt that version of yourself online.

[J B I R D @Jbird_i]

Some days you have to call it, pour a drink, blast the music and say FUCK it, Fuck It all.

[Renée Meredith @wumother]

Getting older is cool because you can take a deep breath and it’ll crack your back

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Main thing I look for in a hairdresser is silence.

[Cumberdick BenderBatch @CumberdickB]

Good morning to everyone, especially those who find themselves using more and more cliches as they get older

[J B I R D @Jbird_i]

These are SAfrican standards, from childhood to adulthood.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

In hell, there's no delete button for your shitty tweets.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Do people still say big dick energy

[J B I R D @Jbird_i]

Some days I wouldn't mind a hug, other days, eewww stop touching me.

[J B I R D @Jbird_i]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I don't mean to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

[Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 @mahnamematt]

I’m pretty sure if I was in a situation where I had to date again I’d just give up on life.

[J B I R D @Jbird_i]

I talk a lot of shit for someone who can't punch a dent in mashed potatoes.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

Just threw my back out scrolling down to select my birth year.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

No thanks, I don't even want to be in my own inner circle.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Me, being visited by three ghosts: This could have been an email.