Jack

[Jack @JBistritz97]

Why did you do that
𝔻𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥
𝒟𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉
ɖօ ȶɦǟȶ
ĐØ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ TO ME

[Jack @JBistritz97]

Is anyone interested in buying my two tickets for Olivia Dean at TD Garden on August 10 ?? I’m selling them at the original purchase price DM me if interested

[Jack @JBistritz97]

@FrankForreal_ Dm

[Ananya @blessings_soul]

Why don't airports have movie theaters?

If my layover is 4 hours, let me watch a movie instead of wandering around the terminal. I'd happily pay for that.

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

US PLAYERS HAD NO IDEA YOU CANNOT BE OFFSIDE FROM A GOAL KICK AND BOSNIA ALMOST SCORED 😭

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Mexico made that Knicks parade look like prom😭

[JB @jb2forty]

Do African nations understand they’re allowed to win? You don’t have to crumble bro. You’re allowed to succeed

[Jack @JBistritz97]

@RapidFlowMedia They’re crazy

[Tom Kelly @TommyKelly44]

Legitimately one of the funniest sentences ever written

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I know yall feel these iPhones overheating.

[Jev @Jevrix9]

I lied on my resume 4 years ago.

I added “Fluent in Spanish” just to get past HR.
The truth? I only knew 12 phrases from Duolingo.
Somehow, I got the job.
$92k . Remote.

Then, in my second week, my boss dropped me into a call with our Mexico team.
No translator.
No warning.
I froze.
The only thing I could think of was, “Sorry... my internet died.”
For the next 18 months, every Spanish meeting became a nightmare.
I scheduled them at 6 a.m. before anyone else was online.
I paid a tutor $40 an hour out of my own pocket.

I studied during lunch breaks.
I even hid in the bathroom just to practice speaking.
Every single day, I was terrified someone would discover the truth...

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

Using George Paul's contract and all our picks to get Jokic next summer

[Akinkunmi @samadakin01]

Football is funny sport because this will just go down in the stats as “an assist.”

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

I actually can’t believe it. He got booed on draft night, trade talks every offseason, and all he did was go to work and leave it all on the court.

And we traded him for 35 year old Paul George.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Maya Moore recreated Michael Jordan’s ring photo with her 12 championship rings.

[- @NotPaneen]

What are pubs gunna do now that England are playing at 1am on Monday? Isn’t the licence extended till 2am only?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The United States cannot appeal Folarin Balogun's Red Card from the match against Bosnia, so he will serve a one-game suspension against Belgium in the Round of 16

Balogun leads the United States for goals at the 2026 World Cup with 3

[El Ricky @Indikur]

If you didn't get a PC in 2020-2022 you lowkey was on bullshit lmfao

[moved to @pinkflz @dayatify]

this worldcup kinda smells of a winner i will not like……

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

Congratulations to this DR Congo goalkeeper, you’ve just earned yourself a transfer to Burnley