Jake Bittner

Go Birds 🦅

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

@TheOnion Me when I get home and the rock is dry

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@PhillyMayor @PHLEaglesNation This is dumb as fuck

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@randellcrouch @JomboyMedia We will have to settle for a double

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@Phillies @IBX Nola masterclass

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@AdAstraB612 @realboitumelom @F1 @LandoNorris @McLarenF1 Orange man didn’t win anything today and he won’t win anything in November

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@Ok81Gigi @T1Earn @F1 Trump is a loser

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

@T1Earn @F1 Fuck trump he didn’t do shit

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@Bernardoa1 @F1 @McLarenF1 @LandoNorris Fuck trump

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

@elonmusk Cis people

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@pizzapauline We are literally eating them right now

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

@itsjustjenocide @larry_schwall @pizzapauline Which goon am I tho. Choose carefully

[Kenny Pickett @kennypickett10]

Let’s Go Birds! 🦅

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

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[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Giants RB Saquon Barkley reached agreement with the Philadelphia Eagles on a three-year, $37.75 million contract that could be worth up to $46.75M and includes $26M fully guaranteed at signing, per sources.

Barkley now beats the franchise tag number and has a maximum average-per-year salary of $15.833M, which would be second highest for a RB in NFL History.

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

@FBallAnalysisYT Maybe they are waiting till the last play again like last year

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

GroupMe being down during the Super Bowl is a colossal L

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

@larry_schwall We lasted longer than them and got a better pick. I see this as an absolute win

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

@larry_schwall *Eagles looking bad

Fixed it

[Jake Bittner @Jbittner6]

@TheFantasyPT That would involve callin an offense above the middle school level though. Not gonna happen