JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾

I am the Universe expressed through humanity. My complexities are vast, my journey is endless. Wishing to see the highest possible outcome everyday ♓️☼ ♌️☽♏️↑

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

Im so proud of myself. On a very slow night, despite the entitled neurosurgeons, I took upon the task of serving 25 of them at once. 18+ is a banquet which they didn’t want to pay for (1500 minimum) and I still manage to make them spend 2100+ and got my 25% tip. Take that MFs!!!

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

HOLY SHIT MY SISTER IS IN LABOR!!!

Just called to see how she was doing and responded with “did my mom tell you?”

I was not READY🫠🥲 yay! Guncle JohnJohn!

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

Trying to patching things up with someone, big change late summer, stupid ass shooting near my job Saturday bc of some stupid kids, and now my childhood friend who doesn’t speak to me anyone bc of her bf is having a baby.. I can’t keep up..

*takes a shot of vodka*

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

@amietwinp_p I’m fine just creeped out

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

I never go to the bars during the day. And the one time I do, I get groped by an old geezer tryna get away from his wife. What the actual fuck🥺 I just came to unwind with a cocktail and talk to my favorite bartender..

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

@ale_del03 LMFAOOO 😂😂😂

[Alejandra De Leon 🌙✨ @ale_del03]

“Hold up, I just dropped my stringed AirPods”- @JBLockhart95 😂

[Steve @thahumorguy]

My friends: “you ain’t bout it?”

Me:

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

ppv: u were too honest with ur therapist

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Well did u

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

Was opening the bottle of champagne to make mimosas while I did some major cleaning around the house and not even ONE SECOND after opening the bottle muthafucker just pops and scared the shit outta me!!!🫣😭🤣 it was meant to be drank lmaooo

[lil kiy @kiyaniicole]

y’all i finally got my own man his thang little but he mine tho

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

Man, I go into work everyday aiming to do my best and TODAY I got nothing but compliments and most of them flagged my manager down while I was serving. My bitch ass thinking they had complaints but they told her I was amazing. I have such a good high off positivity🥰 I’m glowin✨

[ڤوتري @777deight]

pov : u wanna delete social media and go missing

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

Kind of back on Twitter.. didn’t realize 100+ peeps unfollowed me🫣🥲 that’s okay though. Lmaooo, the best ones stayed🥂✨🥳

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

@amietwinp_p Same girl. Not the kiss on the cheek I wanted 🥲😭

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

Went to go buy a 20pk of Celsius for my server buddies bc it’s been busy as fuck. Everyone came running to grab a can of the good stuff and they all yelled “THANK YOU DADDY!!!” Fuck yeah dudes, I am daddy🥰😘

[JohnJohn🏳️‍🌈🐾 @JBLockhart95]

I forgot my headphones at home and I’m doing another double today🥲🥲