Jordan 🌸

“Every time I see you you’re either in pajamas or scrubs” 🩺🫀📖🪴

[Jordan 🌸 @JBomersheim]

Telling my you’re a nurse without TELLING me you’re a nurse

Things I’ve had to drink to day: hot coffee, large iced coffee, margarita, two sips of water to take my pills 👍🏼

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

He had a friendship bracelet and a dream

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[Dulles Airport (IAD) @Dulles_Airport]

"It might snow again tonight"

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Merry Christmas 92%ers 🎄🎅

[sol 💗 @soleisdaylight]

honestly showgirl is reputation in a trench coat, with only lingerie underneath tho

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Happy #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl release day to all who celebrate ❤️‍🔥🫶

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Not a lot going on at the moment.

[🕸️🎃 Halloween 🎃🕸️ @OctobersLeavess]

Me on September 1st:

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

the thumbnail on the NFL page being “it’s more of me” is so fucking funny 😭😭😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“As we all know, you guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens... it’s more of me”

— Taylor Swift on the ‘New Heights’ podcast

[Jordan 🌸 @JBomersheim]

@DMath23 But Noah Wyle was also top tier in The Pitt

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Welcome to the big leagues, Bruce the Bat Dog!

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

hi what if we just did healthcare, childcare, and maternity leave instead

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥

[Katie Kraynak @KraynakKatie]

the super bowl isn’t about football, it’s about eating chips and dip and bringing up taylor swift

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

they turned our barbie dreamhouse into a mojo dojo casa house 😭

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[brooklyn @stolenkxsses]

the chiefs game being on at the same time as the last eras show is giving troy and gabriella

[cat ❤️‍🔥 @DBATCats]

🥲

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”