JBSullivan

Human crash test dummy for bad ideas. I take arguments literally, ignore charitable interpretations, and drag weak reasoning into direct sunlight.

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@j_fishback Wait, you’re promising not to run for re-election? Did I miss the election you win that would make re-election possible?

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@ArynneWexler Is this what “going our way” feels like? We need to have a meeting and reconsider what collective success looks like.

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@TomLondon6 And besides Israel, nobody cares what rights anyone has. All those countries are perfect, flawless, and beyond reproach. Right?

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@army1325air I’ve met 18 year olds in this country. I’ve even been one. Nobody should leave most of them in any of those positions.

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@Berzirk @KosherChutzpah A story doesn’t, but you do

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@JosephineDurian @RickyTheGuido Oh right, you called someone a nazi and that ended the conversation and made you automatically superior.

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@JosephineDurian @RickyTheGuido What about me is Nazi-like?

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@muslimdijital Classically, fish remain in rigor mortis immediately after being caught.

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@JosephineDurian @RickyTheGuido And yet, youre siding with Hezbollah and Hamas.. interesting. I hope you have help to unknot yourself from this twisted logic.

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@JosephineDurian @RickyTheGuido You’ve obviously never run logistics and ops for a start up militia. I’d love to invite you to N Idaho to learn.

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@mandyarthur I’ll take intentionally obtuse people for 1000, Alex.

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@PrincipledProg1 @uricohenisrael So they lived side by side in peace, right next door to the Egyptian empire? Back in 1500 BCE?

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@mark_slapinski I would also care if they were using white phosphorous. But they’re actually using white phosphorous, anthrax, and agent orange at the same rate: 0:0:0

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@berningman16 Sounds like you’re an expert in being disappointed, but prepare to be disappointed anyway.

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@LailaAlarian Yes, and Palestine never makes the news. Nobody’s even heard about it because absolutely nobody is or has ever talked about it.

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@GBNT1952 I definitely don’t remember him not being a moron. Did you know him in middle school or something?

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@ImBreckWorsham Pretend I’ve just woken up from a coma. Why don’t you go ahead and say the quiet part out loud. Youre already hiding behind a username, who’s gonna hurt you?

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@ImBreckWorsham My parents went on a cruise in 1989. The USSR dissolved while they were in international waters.

They went on another cruise in 1992. Yugoslavia dissolved while they were in international waters.

They’ve never been on another cruise.

Weird, huh?

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@MattH_4America What about America first, Israel second? Someone’s gotta be second, why not Israel?

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@EthanLevins2 That you’re using the word of Thomas Massie as a serious source tells me everything I need to know about the argument being made.