johnny bukarest

“ when life gives u lemons throw them at Chinese people”

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

Girlfriend just caught me covered in hummus #justgotdumped

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Had to bring this one back!!

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

I hate when kids under 13 fast in order to get practice, it’s Yom Kippur not the FUCKEN OLYMPICS #yourNotTheShit #Fag #GrimacesBirthday

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

I hate when kids under 13 fast in order to get practice, it’s Yom Kippur not the FUCKEN OLYMPICS #yourNotTheShit #Fag #GrimacesBirthday

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

I’m in the Fucken Mood for one of those Lice Checks from Elementary School, that Shit was Indescribable.

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

@TheAthletic @michaelrubin PUSSYS!!!!!

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I’m Convinced Kosher For Passover Coke contains at least One Tablespoon of Cocain. #kosherForPassover #cocain

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

How is it possible that one day the Government Spawned Small Brown Garbage cans in-front of everyone’s houses. #illuminate #Simulation #ramadankarim

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

The most insulting thing in life is ordering a Shirley Temple at a Sharai Zion function and getting Cranberry Juice with Sprite. #crime #FuckedUp

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

There’s nothing worse then when your mom goes on her daily “ Nobody Does Shit In This House!” rant. Really can’t stand it man.

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

Nothing worse then the moment u realize you put Body Wash in your hair in the Shower.
Shit makes me feel like an idiot ngl.

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

@SollyFouerteh Salvatore, I think your the only one with the power to do that.

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

@MichaelDervich Mashallah

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@FlasterJudah We all know who this is directed to

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

There is no better creation in the world then the Pinch n’ Roll method. For those who understand.

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

To the runners who jog in place while waiting to cross the street: chill the Fuck Out.

[George Deek @GeorgeDeek]

A mob in Dagestan tried to find and lynch Jews at the airport.
Here is what they did find: six Muslim kids from Dagestan who came back from life-saving cancer treatment in Israel.
They want to take life. We want to give life 🇮🇱

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I feel bad for kids whose parents make them do Chores, I’m so thankful for my chadameh. #anaFTW #chores

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

@SollyFouerteh Thanks for clearing the air, Mr Gravano.

[johnny bukarest @JBukarest]

What is so special about Butter and Margarine, like what the fuck did they do to deserve the Penthouse of the fridge?

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@jackdweck67 @Rickyhadd The NFL gotta be paying her to show up to these games. Listen it’s great publicity. #Od @taylorswift13 @NFL

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@coocoon12 That shit got me fucked up

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You know your gonna have a good day when it starts out with a security drill. #TheGoodOldDays