Jake Chen

twink twink little star (he/him)

[H.Griffin @Big_gayknockerz]

Gay guys will just wake up and post something like this

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

This summer I am going to learn three new languages and bike 50k a day and spend every hour of sunlight on the beach and read every book ever written and become a chess grandmaster and play instruments and run and run and run

[spaniel avenger @nicebigdog]

your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Brokering a strained peace with the other gay guy in high school while covertly fighting proxy wars through your hags

[cole @juul_survivor]

Whenever I want to save a recipe or a workout I DM it to Britani Bateman and she started reacting to them yesterday

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

love this! the human spirit rises up in humor, often in satiric ways, throughout history. maybe this was a commoner's way of protesting, knowing it was futile, but wanting to inject something of his own, idiosyncratic & startling, into the Establishment monument. life crushes us all, but---here I am!

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I worry that your enjoyment of art is becoming secondary to tracking and charting your consumption of that art for many of you

[s ♡ @tarlosheaven]

yes.

[reaction videos @memepatissier]

real housewives of salt lake city rhoslc meredith marks walking around greece to work by iggy azalea meme reaction video

[greg @gurreggg]

Being gay is so funny it’s like okay im gay

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

“are you wearing the—“

“Elphaba’s sex cardigan? Yes, I am.”

[m @msnetik]

I did clock her… that is, our slays did cross

[Matías @maticaps]

At the end of the day the day ends

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Some phrases are so well-known, you don't need to say the whole thing to be understood.

E.g., you can say "birds of a feather" without saying "flock together."

-“When life hands you lemons…”
-“Great minds…”
-“When in Rome…”

Such partial phrases are called 'anapodotons.'