The JC Commission

(Parody) We are comitted to achieve the European dream of a united Technocracy. EU Citizens: don't worry, we know what is the best for you!

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

The key word in this statement is "should" https://t.co/vFk2UdXQyw

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

@GOettinger or this way... @EPPGroup

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

We suggest you to ask directly commissioner @GOettinger https://t.co/S88f1Ng089

[EPP Group @EPPGroup]

75 ways to save money when travelling in Europe. Share your top money-saving tips! #DiscoverEU #Interrail https://t.co/qYxTsIjPld

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

@mseltzermayr @MinionAndreva Thanks. In case of questions we will do the usual "Blame the consultants" strategy

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

Hey @MinionAndreva. We have trouble understanding the communication strategy. Could you kindly clarify it? Tks #PeopleNotNumbers

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

The JC Commission is a non political Commission full of politicians and political science people.

[Gareth Harding 🇺🇦 @garethharding]

Fascinating https://t.co/aU175OsnNM

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

The president is not brutal. He has to save Europe against itself by any possible mean (including Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick) https://t.co/whlhpueSIz

[EC's Midday Minions @MiddayMinions]

We don't take brutal #Juncker questions today. Thank you for your understanding. #MiddayFollies https://t.co/8CgHGJvaOj

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

We MIGHT issue a statement https://t.co/0CcH327IS7

[Danny Kemp @dannyctkemp]

Don't worry, there's an EU summit on Thursday and they're going to put out a statement about Aleppo

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

The Commission has labelled it "it's time for Africa" and consist in a collective hearing of Shakira #WakaWaka https://t.co/tAkT78lH5F

[Neven Mimica @MimicaEU]

#Africa is on top of the agenda of the meeting of European Foreign Affairs Ministers today!
@EU_Commission @FedericaMog

[Berlaymonster @Berlaymonster]

"interesting panel discussion"

*mute* https://t.co/TMh1t8GTRV

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

Mostly preparing holidays... https://t.co/xknOnmMZlc

[European Commission @EU_Commission]

What will #TeamJunckerEU be doing this week? Check out the agenda ➡️ https://t.co/I7Mkg5Nb9l #EPlenary #euco #FAC

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

.@ecrgroup the Commission is definitely #Directioner.

[Gareth Harding 🇺🇦 @garethharding]

Classic @JamesCrisp6 on why #Brussels is unlikely to attract Brexiles from the City.

[Berlaymonster @Berlaymonster]

Juncker put the foxes in charge of the henhouses to give them a sense of responsibility. Trump did it to give them dinner. https://t.co/Bc2F22iEis

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

The solar powered EU army will be fully operational to protect European citizens (except at night) https://t.co/u9UJJQFQCn

[Dominique Ristori @ristori20]

Excellent discussion w/ Jorge Domecq, Chief Exec @EUDefenceAgency on economic opportunities from #SustainableEnergy use in defence sector

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

As soon as an internal consensus is found between DG Devco, EEAS and relevant DGs depending on the issues... Optimistic deadline is 2020... https://t.co/MC2frhtH77

[Pelle Geertsen @pellechristy]

It didn't take the Commission much time to get a banner up.
I wonder how much time it'll be before the corps will actually bebup and running

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

Are Consultants human beings? Would it imply the Commission has to stop harassing them? We are worried... https://t.co/TbpVZpkr4n

[Francesca Spinelli @ettaspin]

"Any EU institution in direct contact with human beings, as is the case of Frontex, should have a first line complaints mechanism". https://t.co/42WrVFemDs

[The JC Commission @JC_Commission]

The Commission thinks we URGENTLY need a new concept note leading to an innovative framework on the elaboration of acronyms #COPACOGECA https://t.co/PCYZwtH5kE

[Pekka Pesonen @pekka_pesonen]

We look forward to welcoming @Trade_EU Commissioner @MalmstromEU today at @COPACOGECA Praesidia to discuss trade & exports with our members https://t.co/HagnhKRxFJ

[EC's Midday Minions @MiddayMinions]

Ahem. I hope you're done protesting soon. It kinda spoils the landscape for our #EUSolidarityCorps launch.